Me: *sees Legolas on filming set and sneaks inside*

Orlando: I am the last one standing! Where are my companions? *acting*

Me: We only have each otherrrrrr just you and meeee *sings badly*

Orlando: why are you here.

Me: what are we going to doooooooo

Orlando: stahp it I'm acting. *not amused face*

Me: do you wanna make an elf chiiiiiild

Orlando: ?.....

Me: yanno a little half-human half-elf child

Orlando: ..... *stares*

Me: okay byyyeeeeeee *backs out of room*