Howdy.
Well, I just got back from buying cat food, and it was a pretty big ordeal.
My mom left me alone in the cat food isle of the grocery store (which wasn't a very good idea in the first place) and she said
"Get the cats a few cans of the wet cat food but only the chunk kind because they don't like the shreds and they don't like the pate and they don't-"
And, naturally, I said okay and looked around for the food. I got some cans but then I saw the oceanfish one and I know they love it so I just needed to grab one. Just one.

It was on the top shelf.
The tippy-tippity-top-top shelf.
In a very, very tall stack.

I'm 5'4", and I'm not super short for my age, but I could not reach that shelf.
But I was determined to get that cat food, and not be the kid that wanders around looking for their parent in the orange juice section.

So I jumped up and swung my legs around and flapped my arms (and probably looked crazy) and actually touched one of the cans but the sticky part on the label stuck to my fingers so it flew off the shelf, so I did this weird half-backflip-half-hey-look-I'm-an-idiot thing and caught it mid-air.
Between two fingers.

And, I was holding a pile of cat food cans the whole time.

And, some guy stopped and was watching me and looked really disturbed. I wonder why *shrug*.

Huzzah. *applause and wild screaming badgers are heard in the distance*