To: Tessa

From: ReadLiveLoveBook

Question: If you could only have one OTP, which one would you pick?

Tessa: OH MY GODS! why would anyone even ask me this how am I supposed to chose?

Jem: I know Tess, life's tough

Will: #FirstWorldProblems

Jem: will?

Will: I'm not here

Jace: who even says first world problems anymore

Clary: some people are just behind with the times Jace, we can't blame them for their ignorance

Jace: but I hated the whole first world problems thing anyway! It's like saying ha ha your a straight white boy, your going to get locked up every time you stare at a girl

Clary: its nothing like that!

Jem: I feel like we've been interrupted

Tessa: you just don't understand Jem, I have too many OTPs for my own health

Jem: I still don't understand what OTP stands for

Tessa: one true pairing I've told you a million times

Jem: if its one true pairing then why do you have like twenty

Tessa: by the angel Jem because my feels! How am I supposed to have only one OTP when I have so many feels! It's like telling me I can only have one fandom, or only follow one tumblr blog

Jem: what's tumblr again?

Tessa: its the blue one Jem. Focus!

Tessa: now, if I could only have one OTP...

Tessa: only... OTP... if I could... Only have... OTP

Jem: Tessa?

Tessa: only one OTP?

Tessa: WHO EVEN THOUGHT TO ASK ME THIS! SHOW YOURSELF!

Tessa: so maybe... No... But... BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HOW COULD I... no

Jem: could we get some names

Tessa: possibly cresswell, I just finished the lunar chronicles... But also percabeth... But percbethe... PERCABETH... Persassy is bae but what about hinny and... Ugh!!! I can't do this!

Jem: just pick one at random

Tessa: by the angel I know!

Jem: who?

Tessa: I can't tell you

Jem: why?

Tessa: you'd be mad at me

Jem: I don't have ships, I wouldn't care

Tessa: okay then

Tessa: *whispers* heronstairs

Jem: what was that

Tessa: CLACE! I said Clace totally said Clace

Jem: really?

Tessa: yes...

{Tessa Carstairs: #1 heronstairs shipper and fanfic writer 1878 - 2015}

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It took me 5 songs to write this and will probably only take 2 to edit

IMPORTANT NOTE: lunar chronicles characters will now take questions and ACOTAR characters if I haven't already said that!