To: the mortal instruments characters

From: Redvelvetrose1742

Question: I... Don't... Ship Malec. I can get a lot of hate for that sometimes and it really sucks. I feel really alone sometimes in this stupid fandom, which isn't fun at all. You guys don't hate me right?

Simon: well I don't ship Malec either so your not alone

Magnus: what! We're fabulous how can you not ship us!

Alec: they're allowed to have their own opinions

Camille: I don't ship Malec

Jace: I wonder why

Tessa: Camille let Malec be and ship camillessa instead

Camille: I already did darling

Jem: Tessa! What's happening?

Tessa: oops! Yes Camille I totally agree I don't ship Malec. I ship will and Magnus so

Clary: I ship Malec, but I don't hate you if you don't

Simon: I don't ship Malec

Jace: why do I get a feeling Simons trying to make a point about something

Simon: all I'm saying is I don't ship Malec

Jace: why?

Simon: I have me reasons

Jace: what about jimin?

Isabelle: what is this jimon you speak of

Clary: Jace! Simon!

Simon: WHAT! What are you talking about! Nothing happened between us!

Jace: don't be so sure of that

Clary: what are you suggesting

Jace: absolutely nothing

Isabelle: I thought we were talking about Malec not jimon

Alec: I don't care if they don't ship us

Magnus: I do!

Jace: care all you want

Robert: Malec is my notp

Isabelle: what about waywood?

Alec: OTP!!!

Robert: ...

Isabelle: ...

Alec: ...

Robert: ...

Isabelle: ...

Alec: sorry it was too tempting

Clary: so you ship waywood?

Alec: ... Yes

Clary: OMG THEY'RE MY OTP

Robert: you ship me with my dead parabatai?

Clary: yes

Magnus: hello! I still care that there are people who don't ship malec!

Isabelle: you must be the only one. The rest of us, even Jace, agreed that everyone is entitled to their own opinions

Jace: even Jace?

Isabelle: that's exactly what I said

Simon: I wonder if there's people who don't ship sizzy

Isabelle: you don't seem like you ship sizzy anymore

Simon: I do! It Jace that keeps saying jimon!

Jace: maybe because I ship jimon

Simon: I will pummel you!

Jace: good luck

Clary: for some reason I feel we should end this before something bad happens

Alec: goodbye!