WitchDoctor21 (inspiration comes from SPN btw)

Thorin Thrandy and Legolas are online

Thorin: right! First things first! We need to get your outfit and stuff. *whistles*

Legolas: I'm coming after you dad. <_<

Thrandy: hehe... I love you to?

Fili: FILI!

Kili: AND KILI!

Both: AT YER SERVICE! *bows*

Thrandy: great <_<

Thorin: have fun you two! :D

Fili: MWAHAHAHA!

Kili: MWAHAHAHA!

Thrandy/Legolas: O_o

Fili: First things first. *pulls out bald caps and curly wigs and beards*

Legolas: BUT OUR GOLDEN HAIR!

Kili; think of it this way... We will preserve it. To its finest until the week is over.

They are finally done with the makeover

Thrandy: WHY DO I HAVE WHITE HAIR LIKE AN OLD MAN????

Legolas: I look good actually.... :D dark brown hair suits me...

Thrandy: I need to shave....😁

Fili: now. You need to put on the suit..

Legolas: like iron man??

Kili: nope. I mean nobody is gonna think that you guys are dwarves as lean as you are. Dwarves have a more muscular build...

Thrandy: *snorts*

Fili: YOU CALLING US FAT???

Thrandy: nope! O-o

After they put on the suits and the clothes

Legolas: it's really hot in this thing....

Thrandy: EWWWW IM SWEATING!

Kili: come on it's time for dinner for you two we are having steak and mashed potatoes.

Fili: FOOD!

Servant *stands far from the table and rings bell* DINNER IS READY!

Bombur: FOOOOOOOODDDDD! *pushes everyone out of the way* OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS!

Thrandy: OMPF! *gets knocked over by Bombur*

Legolas: *lands face first in the pie* MHMNNN Apple pie!

Dean: somebody say pie? Oh pie! *takes all the pie* *leaves*

Thorin: *walks in* Thank you all for waiting *sees that Bombur has eaten all the food* I'll just go see what I can find in the kitchen.....

Next day

Fili: *plays marine tune* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUMS!

Thrandy: GAH!

Legolas: IM UP!

Kili: you have ten minutes to get washed up and come and serve us for breakfast.

Legolas: you already had breakfast...

Fili: true. We're having second breakfast.

At the breakfast table

Thorin: you. The younger one! *bring me some eggs and sausage!

Thrandy: GASP! RUDE!

Legolas: yes your majesty. *serves*

Fili: You! The old one! Bring me some ale!

Kili: and some biscuits! :D

Thorin: don't forget the jam! XD

Thrandy: *serves* there ya go! *wheezes*

OldLadyofthecourt: Grandson! Who is that handsome old servant over there?

Thorin: that's our new employee for the week. Gertis. Gert for short.

Kili: and that's his son over there. Bert. *smirks*

Oldladyofthecourt: He's so handsome!

Fili: it must be meant to be. *smirks* Grandma Eleanor! You should totally invite your good friend Doris to Saturday's ball!

Grandma Eleanor: why that's a fine idea! But I'm afraid we don't have an escort...

Kili: we can get you one!

GrandmaE: you can?

Fili: we can?

Kili: of course!

GrandmaE: oh you two are such dears! *pinches cheeks and hands them lollipops*

Time skip to Friday

Thrandy: *mops floor while trying to check out girls* She's pretty....

Legolas: *whispers and mops* Don't stare! Remember your an old man! *checks out person* she's pretty....

Thrandy: that would be a man. XD

Legolas: *blushes* oops!

Man: *waves and winks*

Legolas: *smiles awkwardly and waves* awkward.

Fili: what are you two doing?

Legolas: mopping.

Thrandy: and trying to check out the ladies of the court for tomorrow's ball.

Kili: we already got you dates.

Legolas: who are they ?

Fili: it's a surprise..

Thrandy: great.

Kili: don't worry! They are real charmers!

Legolas: oh good.

Saturday nights ball Thrandy and Legolas walk in their beards combed and they are both wearing robes. (Btw this is where the inspiration from SPN comes from points to whoever can describe what episode XD)

Thrandy: so who are our lucky dates?

Two Royal women walk in

Legolas: I take that's our cue....

Fili: nope! Those are our dates! *links arms with date*

Kili: you guys are gonna have a wonderful time XD

GrandmaE: GERTIS! *hugs Thrandy tightly*

GrandmaD: (Her name is Doris) BERT! *leaps into Legolas's arms*

Thrandy: *makes inhuman noises* Do I know you?

GrandmaE: Nope! But I know you! And my fine grandsons got me your escort which is you!

GrandmaD: Bert! Your so handsome!

Legolas: uh thank you

Fili: GO GET EM TIGER!

GrandmaE: lets dance!  *drags Thrandy*

GrandmaD: let's slow dance!

Legolas: um! *makes noises*

GrandmaD: *pulls him in super close and begins to sway* Ooh your firm all over!

Legolas: O-o lets keep... Our hands to ourselves shall we?

GrandmaD: XD we are so going to get married.

Legolas: UM! Let's go get a drink!  *grabs a pint of ale and chugs it* *burps*

GrandmaD: ooh! A real dwarf that can chug his ale! I love it!

Legolas: *desperately stuffs face to try and gross out*

GrandmaD: THATS RIGHT BABE YOU SHOW EM HOW TO STUFF IT! *joins*

Thorin: BLACKMAIL BOX! *records*

Meanwhile with Thrandy

GrandmaE: your so handsome! *smacks butt* and firm! We are totally getting married! XD

Thrandy: UM! *inhuman noises* I'm not sure that it's best...

GrandmaE: well I can arrange for it tonight if you want.

Thrandy: NO-

Kili: so? How's it going? Do I hear wedding bells? XD

GrandmaE: we are so in love! We are getting married tonight!

Thrandy: O-o

Kili: true love huh? XD

GrandmaE: *whispers* he totally wants me..

Thrandy: *chokes on drink*

Kili: well why don't you take Doris and get dressed?

GrandmaE: Okay! Bye my love! *tries to kiss Thrandy*

Thrandy: NOPE! I'll see you later Eleanor. I have to go see Thorin.. And Bert.

Thorin: *hands him money* you did well. XD you may go!

Thrandy: LETS GO BERT!

Legolas: COMING!

Grandmas: WAIT!

Legolas/Thrandy: *run for the hills*

The end

Omg guys Im laughing so hard omg. So what did ya think? XD