Today I went shopping. Yaaay!

I think I hate it. I never find jeans because my ass is an assbutt. Badumm ts.

Anyways I found out that no matter which sunglasses I take on, I always look like Amy Farrah Fowler. Which is unfortunate because I am literally a vampire. Springtime is my personal hell. The sun is my enemy.

Yeah, I know. Very interesting, isn't it?

A weird thing I realised today was: When people talk about hipsters, they think of guys with beanies and nerd glasses and so on. But in Italy, or at least where I live, hipsters wear black clothes and generally just look like a goth version of the 90's style. I don't know why but I thought that was strange.

Blub.

I know he wants to ride it but it just looks like he's raping it xD