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Huehuehue, this is gonna be amusing. Firstly after this quirk test I'mma mess with people's minds, in short, lying :)). The test have begun a few minutes ago, Aizawa started with the 50-meter dash.

50-meter Dash

"Kaneki Ken." He called out. I walked to the start line, feeling weird being called by that name. And my enemy was exactly Uraraka ooooh I'm fighting this gal. Uraraka's eyes seems to widened and her cheeks seems to fluster in embarassment.

What the heck? NANI?!

I shrugged it off and stanced into my running position. She shooked her head then tapped her clothes and shoes in order to make them weightless. I prepared my quirk. The gun banged and I activated my quirk, slowing everything down as Uraraka looked at me surprisedly. Everything was in slow motion as I passed by her and winked.

I ran faster as wind blew my hair and I passed the machine. I deactivated my quirk and cheered. "3.0 seconds" I looked at Uraraka to see her struggling, I shivered in disgust as I asked myself why I winked. "7.18 seconds" she catched her breath and bends her knees for support, with her hands on them of course.

I catched up to everyone and watched them run.

Grip Strenght

Jesus Christ I have nothing againts you and I HAVE AN DISADVANTAGE HERE ABDJWJKSSO.

"Kaneki Ken." I gulped thickly and went to the machine and pulled it, applying all my force to it. "Nnggghh!" (Hey not a lemon)

"69 kg"

"Fuck you." I walked off and watched in everyone else.

Standing Long Jump

I skipped the name part, I don't want to feel weird again, I jumped and used my shadow quirk and blasted them from my hands, then as I glided through the air, I smirked and feel the wind until I face planted to the ground.

"Wtf." I got up and dusted myself. "I'm okay!" I laughed then walked off. Some dude asked me "Why are you still smiling?" He asked worriedly. "Because I've never been so embarassed in my entire life!" My smile twitched as I try to erase that moment.

Endurance Running

I just ran, the end.

Side-to-side step

Ah Mineta fuck you. I blasted the shadow energy I gathered from side to side, preventing myself to fall to the ground, again.

Upperbody Trainng

Idk wtf is this for but I pushed up and did whatever gym things that strenghtens my upper body.

Seated Toe Touch

I spread my legs (lol wtf) and tried to reach for it and I did, but god, it hurts like a bitch.

Softball Throwing

Easy basic, teleported the ball through time and space by timeline changing and it was so cool like everybody saying "What the? Where is it?" "How did he did it?" "So cool!" Until I accidentally hit my head.

"Bitch ass nigga."

"Stop racism!" Someone scolded. "Sorry. Didn't mean it, fuck the ball." I walked out as Aizawa-sensei announced it was 809.04 meters. Yes I'm not that overpowered and because I accidentally hit my head my teleportation stopped.

After all the tests, Aizawa being my lazy dad, presented a hologramic list of the ranks. Momo was first, second is Todo, third is Baku, fourth is meh, fifth is anssjsjw and so on. I pitied Mido. HE WAS LAST I MEAN DUDE PRAISE THIS KID. I looked at him and saw that damned expression.

And TheN we were all instructed to go dress up and get a syllabus.

>>After<<

After the torture in the lockers room, I sighed as I went out to catch up with Deku. Until a hand slammed me againts the wall. What is this? I'm not even a girl! Heck I'm a boy to be bullied so fast in first day or I ain't that weak! What the heck.

I trailed my eyes up to be met with a pair of scarlet hues.

"Fucking bastard." I raised a brow.

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"Sup Bakugae- I mean Bakugo"

He raised a brow but shrugged it. "Are you addicted to fucking sugar?" His usual grumpy voice asked. I blinked. "Why?"

"Just answer the fucking answer!" He snapped. "Ok ok chill your man tits, I am, but why?" He became more ticked off than usual. "BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ARE REMINDING ME OF A SHITTY GIRL WHO I MET TEN MONTHS AGO."

Omg, is he talking about me? Nani? I am honored.

"Sorry." I took out a strawberry milk packet and took a sip from the straw. His eyes widened. "Oh fuck."

"Why? Nani nani?" I asked. "Can you PLEASE fucking stop saying nani it sounds weIrd." He growled. I pursed my lips into a thin line and nodded. "It can't be you..."

"Dude seriously, what the hell is up you are wasting my time." I groaned, getting impatient with our angry pomeranian. "Are you shitty (Y/n)?" He asked. My eyes widened when my name rolled off his tounge, and so are his'.

"No?"

"Oh shit don't fucking deny it, you can see it for your pathetic self." Confused, I took out a mirror and saw myself being a girl.

"O h. M y. G o d."

"The fuck?"

"DUDE I'M EXPOSED, now YOU KNOW I'M THAT BOOTIFUL BOI." I panicked. "What the fuck is up with that? I know you so what the hell can go wrong?" I looked at him straight in the eyes. So it means, whoever says my name, I'll be returned back to my own self, well how great. Thought it would be easy.

"Dude, since I trust you, I will tell you this. I am (Y/n) and I am on disguise so no one could identify me. I am here for a mission." I told him. "And? What in the fucking heck does that have to do with me?" He rolled his red orbs.

"Because you saw me and I'm exposed on being a boy right now." I deadpanned. "Shut the fuck up, I'm more worried that I knew a shitty girl saw us on our underwear." He fired back. My cheeks flared up in embarassment. I covered my face and whined."SHHH DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER THAT"

"Ew YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT." He glared at me, I continued to flush in embarassment. "NO NO NO, YADA YADA YADA."

"Well whatever, care to explain me the whole shit?"

"Well sure." I folded my pants into a short, the big ass sweater was fine so whatever.

>>After explaining and on the UA Gate<<

"Ah so you mean you're fucked up about this shit and now you have to train your weak ass body in order to capture some fucking villain." He summarized, looking at me from his shoulder.

"Yes."

"Hah, sucks to be you." He mocked. He suddenly tripped which caused me to laugh. "HAH, SHAME ON YOU KARMA'S MY FRIEND." He growled and glared at me then stood up and dusted himself off. "Shut the fuck up." He walked. "Dude I'm sorry. Just couldn't help to laugh." I apologized, no shame, no worry, I am seriously straightforward :)).

"Whatever.." Bakugo stopped in his tracks as he squinted his eyes to something across us. "What's the matter?" My gaze diverted to the one he was looking at. "Fucking deku and some round face looking at us." He growled. As he said that, my eyes was met by a pair of emerald ones. His face contorting into something. My smile turned into a frown.

He turned around to face Uraraka, as if nothing happened. I shrugged it off and continued to walk. Bakugo seem to catch up since I can hear his footsteps besides mine. "Oi, the fuck is with you nerds?" He asked, completely confused. "What do you mean?" I asked him back, having no care at all. He clicked his tounge. "Well duh, first you guys act like some close friends then now you guys are cold to each other."

I stifled my laugh. "Pffftttt- just shut up you can't stop me from being so cold suddenly." He sweatdropped. "What are you, bipolar?" He joked. "Yes." I said proudly. "Wow you're the only shitty human who would say that proudly than be all dramatic." He said, somewhat amazed about this.

"I accept, thank you. By the way, it's so boring today then wanna hangout tomorrow?" I suggested, somewhat excited about this hangout with Bakuhoe. "And why the fuck should I go with you?" He harshly asked. "Come on man, Bakugo Katsuki LIKES SPICY FOOD AND HE IS A TSUNDERE AND BORN ON APRIL 20—"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A FUCKING TSUNDERE!"

Oh fuck

He smirked but with a tick mark on his forehead, I knew what this meant so I ran fast, he ran after me. Which was unfortunately since he was able to catch up.

And this is where it started, where I became close to Bakugo...

"Got ya brat." He smirked, finally able to grasp my sweater, he held me as if a 4 year old child. "Eek! Spare me my dear God I swear I'll be more good!" I begged. He smirked more. "Then beg." He ordered. "I am begging right now." I deadpanned. "On your knees."

I did whatever he said then begged, his eyes widened at this. He seems to not expect this as much as I can tell lmao. "Spare me my dear God I swear I'll be more good and loyal to thee!" I said with closed eyes, and to add an effect, I had my hands into a praying position. "Ok ok fine, stand up! I'll go to your dumb hangout. Just don't bring stupid deku or any annoying extras." He grunted.

"Yessir!" I saluted, I stood up and catched up to him as he gestured me to walk. I hooked my arm on his arm. He glared at me. "The fuck you're doing, brat?" He eerily asked. "I wanna be yo bestafwend!" I pried.

"Don't do that to me like we're friends!" He shouted. "Whatever, you tsundere. I know everything about you." I bragged with a proud smirk. "Then prove it you stalker." I 'hmpf' before ranting.

"You like spicy foods, especially your mom's spicy curry. You usually don't like sweets, and your hero costume has grenade gauntlets that would store up your sweat which is nitroglycerin and then when it's full, you can blast a large amount of explosion that could destroy many matters. You most likely want to say to anyone you see powerful that you'll beat them and be number one or just say that you're stronger than them and beat their asses-"

"Ok shut up I had enough." He sighed then continued walking. "Awee see I know you."

"Shut up, what's more fucking weird is I don't know you." I blinked. "Then I'll open up, easy." He looked at me as if I stole his tampons at his period day. "The fuck? Are you just gonna easily trust someone?" He asked in disbelief. "Yes." I simply replied. "For fuck's sake." He groaned. "Well whatever. At least I'm being honest." I noticed that we passed where our apartment is located. Bakugo stopped.

"I'm assuming you live in stupid deku's house?"

"Yep." I walked towards it, I waved to Bakugo. "Bye gae." He nodded then walked off. I continued my journey to the Midoriya household then when I got there, as usual Inko asked me how was my dah, I said it was great how my head hurts as the ball hits it then how I faceplanted. Inko chuckled and I chuckled as well.

I dressed up then went to the couch and went on to my phone, playing (f/g) (favorite game) for entertainment. I, not so long, heard the door open and a "I'm home!" shout from that person, and that person is Midoriya.

He noticed me then looked like there was emotions swirling up in him. I don't know, don't blame me for not being able to read people's emotions.

I looked and pretended I don't know about his finger. "Hey Izuku-san, what happened to your finger?" I asked him, making my deadfish eyes look like I have a care in the world. "Oh I don't know, don't you know what happens on my first day of U.A?" He asked with sarcasm. I winced.

This child, seems to be influenced by me.

"You look weird copying me." I admitted, he glanced at me as he takes off his uniform and raises a brow. "Ah ok, so what's more weird than seeing a male shirtless?"

"You copying me." He sighs. "Whatever, forget it." He strodes upstairs and leaves me speechless, alone downstairs. I felt bad then follows slowly. I knocked at the door softly. "Mom if it's dinner I'm not hungry." I heard his voice say.

What should I say?

A. "Sweetie if it's about your period then go sleep."
B. "Shut up and stop being so picky."
C. "Tch, girls-"
D. *Pretend like nothing happened*
E. None of the above.
Or
F.uck you-

I sweatdropped at my choices, all I could do is get things right, I opened the door slightly and peeked through it. "It's me." I said quietly. He looked at me then he starts to be cold again. "Ah it's you."

"Yes it's me." I walked in then closed the door gently, then walked near him, stopping on the center of the room. "What brings you here?"

"You. What's your problem?" I asked worriedly, getting annoyed to the fact he got angry without reasons.

"Why are you oblivious? Want me to slap it to your face?" He said with sarcasm.

"Why are you cold? Want me to set you on fire?" I fired back. A moment of silence was visible until he sighed. "Dude tell me what it is. If your bored of me then tell me I can leave, if your angry then tell me why, don't leave me like some idiot asking myself why you are angry." I said.

"Is it about me serious yesterday?" I asked. "Sis please understand a kid with complicated emotions." I reassured.

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He seems not to answer so I take that as my leave. I strode to the doorknob, about to twist it until he spoke. "That's not it..." I whipped my head towards him and take that as continuation, because I'm listening. I let go of the doorknob, them facing him completely. "It's about Kacchan."

"What about him?"

"It's just...one moment your with me then next you ignore me then hangouts with your new friend then just becomes oblivious for my feelings...I mean...you're making me feel weird...!" He admitted, as he bit his lip, staring right to his feet, then to me. "You should have known that."

I sighed, then walked to him and embraced him. I could tell he tensed up, hesitated wether to hug back. But nonetheless, he did, as he relaxed in my grasp then sighed again. "Its as if.." I pulled away. I want to say something but it'll destroy the moment so not today lol.

"Hm? As if what?" He question, gesturing for me to continue whatever I want to say. I shooked my head then forced a tired smile.

"I'm sleepy, I'm gonna go to sleep." I yawned then go outside. "Goodnight!" He waved off as I close the door then returned downstairs. I prepared my bed then tucked myself in. The lights turned off, leaving me to drift to la la land, and my sentence repeating on the back of my head.

"It's as if you never hanged out with your new friends today. You should consider what I felt too, think wisely about the nonsense you spout."

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Sup! Am back. Got to go to the mall and do shitload of crap, almost bumped into my classmates which was fortunate lol. And btw, I'm opening up a Q and A. I'm bored. Ask me all u want it's open, ask right away and I'll post my answers when I'm ready, I tell information easily so yeah..

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(I'm tired af but I wanna stay up all night lmao)