This is @OppoTheIdiot (again) helping Rocky write. Here's context for what you're about to read:

My friend found one of my sister's dolls of Ken from Barbie and for some reason it had no clothes on (I wish I was joking). He tormented me with it for about an hour and a half. Send help.

Anyways, here are the quotes! 

"Screw you. Why the frick was naked Ken in my bed."

"I don't want to see naked Ken's bum!"

*yells of pure anger and frustration*

*throws Ken across the room*

"I'm going to cry-"

Conversation:

Me: I'm going to punch you in the face!

Rocky: Who? Me or naked Ken? *trying not to laugh*

Me: Both!

That's all! Have a great day! Bye! :D