GROUPCHAT:
THE MEDICINE BROS

2:14 AM

JisungSTFU
OMFG WHAT THE FUCK
IS HAPPENING

I THINK IM HAVING A
FUCKING ANEURYSM
WHAT THE FUCK

DevilCatWhisperer
i highly doubt that

also its 2am why are you
using so many caps

also is dori at your house?
she slipped out an hour
ago and hasn't come home

WoojinHatesHeteros
she's probably at seungmins
house since he's her favourite

JisungSTFU
KIMSEUNGMINWISJWJEJ

WHY IS NO ONE ESLE
FREAKING OUT ABOUT
SEUNGMIN

DevilCatWhisperer
?? did something happen to
him????

WoojinHatesHeteros
is his flu okay? last time i
checked he was like, lowkey
dying

JisungSTFU
YALL ARE SERIOUS WTF

HE'S TRENDING ON
TWITTER

DevilCatWhisperer
he WHAT

WHY IS HE TRENDING
BEFORE ME

WoojinHatesHeteros
why would yo ugly ass be
trending minho 💀💀

DevilCatWhisperer
i know you ain't chatting
shit looking like a whole
paper bag bitch 🗿

WoojinHatesHeteros
A PAPER BAG

MOFO WHAT YOU
MEAN PAPER BAG

JisungSTFU
SHUT UP LADIES THIS AINT
ABOUT YALL DAMN

HE'S TRENDING BECAUSE
HE USED TO DATE
FUCKING HWANG HYUNJIN

WoojinHatesHeteros
HWANG HYUNJIN???

LIKE??? THE ACTOR??
MODEL??? SINGER??
GOD OF ALL MEN????

STOP PLAYING

DevilCatWhisperer
are you sure you don't
mean dr.hwang heejin
that cute lady from the
neurology unit

WoojinHatesHeteros
?? hwang heejin from
neurology is a married
man with 2 kids bitch tf??

DevilCatWhisperer
SHE'S A WHAT

JisungSTFU
DEADASS BRO SEUNGMIN
WAS HIGH SCHOOL
SWEET HEARTS WITH
HWANG-MFING-HYUNJIN

DevilCatWhisperer
jisung are you sleep deprived??
maybe you saw nurse yeji and
seungmin interact on your
last shift and hallucinated that
she was hyunjin

WoojinHatesHeteros
omg yeji do be looking like
hwang hyunjin though omg
do you think they related

JisungSTFU
YALL SHUT UP AND LOOK

[www.pornhub.com/hyunjindrunkcallexboyfriend]

WoojinHatesHeteros
why the FUCK IS IT ON
PORNHUB

DevilCatWhisperer
HOLD ON A FINGER SNAPPING
FUCKING MINUTE

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS
HAPPEN

JisungSTFU
5 MINUTES AGO BITCH

IM SCROLLING THROUGH
A THREAD CALLED "all you
need to know about hwang
hyunjins ex boyfriend" ON
TWITTER AND BRO IM
SCARED

THEY FOUND OUT WHERE
WE WORK

WoojinHatesHeteros
this sounds like a personal
problem for seungmin so
i'm just going to head to bed

JisungSTFU
BRO WHAT HE'S OUR
FRIEND WE HAVE TO DEFEND
HIS HONOUR

IM CURRENTLY WRITING AN
EMAIL TO DISPATCH BECAUSE
THEY SNAKEY AND RELEASED
PICTURES OF THEM IN
HIGHSCHOOL FROM
HYUNJINS OLD INSTAGRAM

DevilCatWhisperer
omg what you can write
i thought you was illiterate

JisungSTFU
im going to ignore you

this is me ignoring you

WoojinHatesHeteros
let's hear the email then

JisungSTFU
We're fighting for our right
to live. To exist. And should
we win the day, the Fourth
of July will no longer be
known as an American holiday,
but as the day when the world
declared in one voice: We
will not go quietly into the
night! We will not vanish
without a fight!

DevilCatWhisperer
THAT IS LITERALLY THE
SPEECH FROM INDEPENDENCE
DAY WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH YOU

JisungSTFU
ITS JUST MY FIRST DRAFT
DAMN MA WHY YOU ALWAYS
HATING

WoojinHatesHeteros
goodnight.

DevilCatWhisperer
NUHUH BITCH IM
GETTING INTO MY
CAR BE READY IN 5

WoojinHatesHeteros
ITS FUCKING 2AM
WHERE THE FUCK
ARE WE GOING

DevilCatWhisperer
SEUNGMINS HOUSE HE
HAS MY CAT AND HE'S
TRENDING BRO

JisungSTFU
ME ME COME PICK
ME UP

CAN WE STOP AT
MCDONALDS REAL
QUICK THOUGH

WoojinHatesHeteros
i hate you all.

and this has been
'ways to make woojin
lose his fucking mind'
by han jisung ft. lee minho
18/05/20