I don't think I should ever pause Phineas and Ferb.

"So I'm part spider and part human?"
Peter asked.

"Basically."
Loki said.

"Does the website say anything about what happens if you get bitten by the spiders?"
Wanda asked Bucky.

"There's nothing on what happens to people if they get bitten."
Bucky said.

"So then we assume that Peter has all aspects of a spider."
Loki said.

"Does that mean I shoot webs out of my butt?"
Peter asked.

"I don't know Pete."
Wanda said.

"So what do we know about Earth spiders?"
Loki asks.

"They climb walls, they are everywhere, some are venomous, they lay eggs, they spin webs, they eat insects and some hibernate."
Bucky said.

"So I'm venomous?"
Peter asked.

"We don't know yet."
Wanda said.

"Great."
Peter said.

"Do you wanna see if you can climb on walls?"
Loki asked.

"I don't know."
Peter said.

"Just stick a hand on the wall and see if you can get it off."
Loki said.

Peter stood up and placed a hand on the wall. When he tried to get it off, he couldn't.

"So you can stick to walls."
Bucky said

"But we still don't know if I can shoot webs out of my butt!"
Peter said.

"You probably won't be able to shoot webs."
Bucky said.

A web then landed on his face.

"Please tell me that did not come out of your butt."
Bucky said.

"It didn't. It came out of my wrist somehow."
Peter inspected his wrists.

"So you can shoot webs."

"Can't spiders sense when they are gonna get captured?"
Peter asked.

"Some can and then they run away fast." (Fast got autocorrected to gay)

"That would be cool though."
Peter said.

~~~

Peter was finally feeling better and it was his first day at MidTown.

"Have fun baby. And don't forget that you need to go to the office and a buddy will meet you there."
Wanda kissed the top of Peter's head and then left to go to the tower.

"Bye Mama!"
Peter shouted.

Peter finished his breakfast, brushed his teeth and gave himself a pep talk in the mirror.

"Ok Maximoff. Today will be alright. Remember that your last name is Parker. My name is Peter Parker and my aunt is called May and my parents are dead."
Peter pulled some funny faces to himself and got his stuff and left the apartment.

~~~

He slowly walked in, this school was much bigger than the last one.

He managed to find the office.

"Hi. My name is Peter Maxi-Parker, Peter Parker. I'm new here."
Peter said.

"Ok. You should have your timetable and locker number,"

"I do."

"Ok. Your buddy is Eugene Thompson. He's just over there."
The office lady pointed to a tall boy with slicked back hair.

"Ok. Thank you Miss."
Peter walked over to Eugene.

"Are you Eugene Thompson?"
Peter asked.

"Yeah but everyone calls me Flash. What do you want?"

"I was told that you're my buddy for this week. I'm new here."

"What? I'm on buddy duty?"
Flash asked.

"I-I guess so."
Peter accidentally stuttered.

"Come on then weirdo. I guess I have to show you around then."
Flash and his friends started walking and Peter had to run to catch up to them.

"These are where the lockers are."
Flash pointed to the lockers and Peter saw a recognisable face.

"MJ?"
Peter asked.

"How do you know that girl?"
Flash asked.

"We used to be in the same school but then she moved."
Peter said, looking at how his best friend had changed.

She was now much taller than him and she had her head buried in a book which was different to when she was younger, she barely read with Peter around.

"Well she's a weirdo and nobody likes her. She just stands around and reads. It's weird."
Flash continued walking and Peter followed him.

~~~

"Ok class. We have a new student with us. His name is Peter Parker and I want you all to be nice."
Mr Harrington said.

Peter stood nervously at the front.

"H-hi."
He stuttered out and ducked his head. Usually he wasn't this nervous but recently discovering that he has spider powers made him go all nervous in case he hurt someone.

"So tell us about yourself Peter."

"I'm 14 years old and um that's it."
Peter said.

"Ok so, there's a spare seat next to Michelle so if she doesn't mind you can sit there. Michelle raise your hand."
MJ raised her hand reluctantly.

Peter went over to the seat and MJ took her bag off of it.

"Hi."
Peter said and MJ didn't reply.

~~~

"I feel bad for you weirdo. You have to sit next to MJ. She always reads and doesn't talk."
Flash said at lunch time.

"Yeah."
Peter said.

He got a cookie from Bucky and he wished that he was sitting next to MJ so that he could share it.

"What was MJ like when she was younger? Was she the same?"
Flash asked.

"Ehm, she was different. She didn't always read."

"So were you two friends or something?"
Flash asked.

"She was my only friend."
Peter said.

"That's lame. You only had that loser for a friend."
Flash said and his friends started laughing.

Peter blushed bright red and ducked his head down.

"Flash leave him alone."
A boy said.

"Shut up nerd!"
Flash shouted to the boy.

"Peter right?"
The boy asked and Peter nodded.

"Come and sit with me."
The boy offered and Peter accepted.

"Hi. I'm Ned."
Ned said.

"Hi Ned. Thanks for that."
Peter said.

The two went over to the same table that MJ was sitting at but on the opposite end.

"Why aren't we sitting next to MJ?"
Peter asked.

"She likes to be left alone."
Ned said and Peter frowned.

"No one likes to be left alone."
He said.

"MJ does. She snaps at anyone who tries to talk to her."
Ned said.

Peter observed MJ.

"Just give me a minute."
Peter said and slid down to where MJ was sitting with one half of his cookie.

"Hey. My Uncle Bucky gave me a cookie for school and I don't have an extra one so you can have half."
Peter said, holding out the half piece.

MJ stopped opening her water bottle and froze.

"Peter?"
She asked quietly.

"Hi MJ."

"What the hell are you doing here?"
She asked, closing her book.

"I got a scholarship."

"Seriously? Scholarships to here are incredibly difficult to get."
MJ said.

"I know! How are you here?"

"When I got adopted, I moved to this area and my adoptive parents are donors to the school so I got a place."

"That's so cool!"

"I'm sorry for not telling you that I got adopted. I just wanted that day to be perfect for my last day."

"It's fine. I'm happy that we're finally together again."

"So am I. How's Wanda?"

"Mamas good. We had to use a fake last name so that I didn't get targeted and our neighbour May let us use it."
Peter said.

"Cool. Does Bucky still bug your stuff?"

"Yeah. I found three in my room the other day!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah! He probably put more when he was over the other day with Loki."

"He's kinda weird but his cookies are the best."

"Yeah. I'll bring another with me for tomorrow. The ones with the marshmallows and chocolate chips and fudge."

MJs eyes lit up at that.

"Really? Those are his best ones!"

"Yeah I will!"

"Do you want to sit next to me and Ned. I don't like you sitting by yourself."
Peter said.

"Ok loser."
MJ slid her stuff over and Peter slid back to his seat.

"H-hi Michelle."
Ned said.

"Hi loser."

"Why is Michelle sitting with us?"
Ned whispered to Peter.

"Because she's my friend."
Peter whispered back.

"You guys are terrible at whispering."
MJ said.

"Remember when we whispered during that boring teachers class one day and he went mental because he could hear someone whispering but he never caught us?"

"Oh yeah! That was really funny. Is he still there?"

"Nah, he retired a few years ago."

"Oh well."

"What are you guys talking about?"
Ned asked.

"We went to the same primary school."
Peter said.

"What!"

"Yeah. We were best friends."
Peter said.

"Yeah but then I moved away and came here."
MJ said.

"Ok."
Ned said.

So Peter's been bitten by the spider, MJ and Peter are reunited and Peter and Ned are friends!

—Penguin🐧