(All of these are apart of the plot of the book and have already happened or has happened at one point in the timeline of the story)

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Midoriya: Since I am going on patrol and will not be here for the next few hours, and I know damn well no one will go to sleep. Ive left you all a complimentary bowl of advice

Midoriya, picks one paper out of the bowl: For instance, "Shinsou and Toga, stop doing" that just applies to everything

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Midoriya: Dont worry, Ive got a few knives up my sleeve.

Shiroi Kori: I think you mean cards.

Toshiko Adachi and Shinsou: He did not.

Midoriya, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Vlad, teaching Sally to drive: Okay, youre driving and Shiroi and Monoma walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Sally: Oh, definitely Monoma. I could never hit Kori.

Vlad, massaging his temples: The brakes, Smith. You hit the brakes.

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Midoriya staring at Dabi: You had one job, how could you do this to me.to the family.

Dabi, placed down +4 card: Uno bitch.

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Dabi: I dont even know why I hang out with you guys, I am way too cool/emo for you.

Also Dabi, participating in karaoke night: sO tELL mE wHaT YoU wAnT, WhAt yOu ReaLLy, rEaLLy wANt

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Shinsou: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.

Toga: Yeah, you know that's a coma right?

Shinsou:

Aizawa: mood

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Midoriya: If you ever get caught by the police for being a vigilant, and they catch you right there while you punch a villain. You say to them who, what, when, where, why and how.

[Redacted], playing along: But they saw you doing it

Midoriya: No they didnt. Cause who, what, when, where, why and how

Random Villain on the ground: The fu-

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All Might: Ah, Young Mid-

Shinsou, Adachi, and basically everyone who knows Midoriya: Stay away from the precious broccoli

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FUTURE REFERENCES FOR THE STORY BE WARNED START

Midoriya: Yeah no.I- dont actually know how this happened

Dabi, looks down: It happens to the best of us

[Redacted], looks at the knife: Welcome to the club

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Author's Note: So no chapter today and instead this. The reason why is simply because I wanted to do a lot of incorrect quotes but didn't have a way to add it. Next update will be a chapter of the story.