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NEW NOTIFICATIONS FROM
bridget jones diary fan club

KAIYA,  ALICIA  &  VIENNA

19:07  |  saturday

KAI
i know i've hit rock bottom
when it's 7pm on a saturday
and i have no plans

VI
don't even, im sick of never
having any plans

ALI
why does it have to be finals
soon

i mean...... we lowkey have
no other friends

KAI
shhhhhhhh
we have loads of friends!!!!

VI
ugh i know

ALI
vienna at least u have a boyf

i have you two and my cat

wait hang on im being spammed
by a random groupchat SOSSOSSOS

KAI
WHAT? you're cheating on us? ☹️

VI
well um, what do you do in
this situation

ALI
umumumununum
they're summoning me by
calling me 'franco' then @ing me

VI
GO REPLY?????

ALI
VI??? STRANGER DANGER?!?!?

KAI
what's the worst that could
happen

ALI
UM? i could be human trafficked
BET you'd feel real bad then

but yeah ima go reply

NEW NOTIFICATIONS FROM
franco colapinto we love you

19:09 | saturday

new member added !

UNKNOWN
francooooooooooooo

UNKNOWN
welcome!!!!!!!!!

UNKNOWN
wait guys i don't think that's franco
unless he changed his number

UNKNOWN
In my contacts, that is
Franco

UNKNOWN
george ditch the caps
they're making me uncomfortable

UNKNOWN
No

'FRANCO'
um hey?

UNKNOWN
francoikoskskkkkooo

UNKNOWN
well that's unique

'FRANCO'
i happen to not be franco
but if i was id be terrified by both
the groupchat name AND the
profile picture because i just
opened my phone and had a heart attack

UNKNOWN
I TOLD U GEORGE

UNKNOWN
george what have you done

UNKNOWN
Stop saying my name! I think
we're forgetting someone we
don't know is currently in the
messaging group.

UNKNOWN
mate these caps are making me
uneasy

'FRANCO'
i fully agree
#georgeditchthecaps

UNKNOWN
#georgeditchthegaps

ur deffo younger than 30

'FRANCO'
thanks i guess?

UNKNOWN
are you female?

'FRANCO'
um no comment

do you guys mind introducing
yourselves so i'm not struggling
with 'unknown'

UNKNOWN
do we get something in return

'FRANCO'
my name i guess ?!?!?!

UNKNOWN
okay!

i'm charles

UNKNOWN
charles ur so gullible

i'm alex

UNKNOWN
Hi👋 i'm George!

UNKNOWN
oh! george wtf

i'm lando
extremely attractive btw

'FRANCO'
i fear ur me but guy form

LANDO (literally me)
SO UR FEMALE????

UNKNOWN
i've just woken up but im
oscar

'FRANCO'
yes i happen to be female
and below the age of 30

GEORGE (millennial)
Okay, your name is?

'FRANCO'
alicia

LANDO (literally me)
pretty please can i have your
instagram xxx

'FRANCO' (alicia)
uh no thank you 😁

ALEX
HAH get humbled

LANDO (literally me)
oh i see thanks alicia appreciate it

'FRANCO' (alicia)
maybe one day
but probably never

CHARLES
i love seeing lando get humbled

LANDO (literally me)
why are yall praying on my
downfall

like i'm the only single one
here 😔😔

'FRANCO' (alicia)
maybe i should give u my
insta hmmmmmm

LANDO (literally me)
i don't want ur pity ☹️☹️
(please do)

aliciabutnotalicia posted !

aliciabutnotalicia live footage of me replying to that gc
(they're all men😔😔)

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kaiyakaiya  BARK BARK 

kaiyakaiya  MEN??? ew. immediate leave.
⤷  aliciabutnotalicia  stop they're lowkey funny

viennadeffonottheplace  my beautiful bff 🥹🥹🥹🥹
⤷  aliciabutnotalicia  the loml FR

username  🚨NEW ALICIA LIFE UPDATE🚨

username men😔😔😔😔😔😔

aliciabutnotalicia  just went to send this to my sister but accidentally sent it to THAT GROUPCHAT
⤷  kaiyakaiya  CIA WHAT TGE ACTYAL FREAK

landothreewins definitely female 😁😁😁 and definitely attractive 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
⤷  oscpastry  lando stay calm PLEASE

lordperceval  hey alicia!!
⤷  aliciabutnotalicia  hi charles!!!

landothreewins  you looked like THAT when u were humbling me??????????!?? pls humble me again 🙏🙏
⤷  viennadeffonottheplace  cia...
⤷ landothreewins promise i'm not weird just single ☹️

mol speaks...
i wrote this simple ass chapter over
the span of 9 day🥹🙏