Sole Survivor: *steals things*

[Piper disliked that]

Sole Survivor: *breaks into people's houses*

[Piper disliked that]

Sole Survivor: *demands more caps*

[Piper hated that]

Sole Survivor: Anytime now, Piper's finally gonna give the breakup dialo-

Sole Survivor: Oh, a safe!

Sole Survivor: *picks lock on safe*

[Piper loved that]

Sole Survivor: Son of a-

[Piper worships you]

Sole Survivor: wHAT THE FU-

[Piper is Rick Rolling you]