Sole Survivor: Oh look, Swan Lake! I remember coming here with N-

Sole Survivor: *stops to read sign*

Sole Survivor: Beware the Swan?

Sole Survivor: PFFFFFFFFFFT!! I ain't afraid of no duck!

Sole Survivor: *starts jumping around in the irradiated water*

Swan: *emerges from the lake*

Sole Survivor: *hauling ass away from the lake*

Sole Survivor: Fuck it's the duck. Fuck it's the duck. Fuck it's the duck. fUCK ITS THE MOTHER DUCKING FUCK.