( You guys still haven't put a place for Gemma to go! Please comment! I can't read the minds of real humans. Only fictional ones!)
Lemony: Hello again to the depressing tale of the Baudelaire children, and Zander Stal. 
Welcome back! Where we last left off, in the little town of VFD, where the Baudelaires, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are given a home. They had been through five homes, whose owners either died or disowned the children.
Lemony: But, something has changed in the lives of the Baudelaires.
Zander Stal was in this world. He would change the fate of this world. Unless, we get some help.
Lemony: Poor Zander was unaware of the murderous villain hiding in the walls of VFD, and had no idea what to expect. He has stumbled into a world where the characters look like humans, but are actors.
Zander has no reason to listen to us. We could tell him this world is fictional, and he would not believe without proof.
Elder: No talking on the plate!
Can we get your help? As a reader, you can communicate to us through the comments. Please, don't hesitate!
Zander: This isn't fair! How can you make us do YOUR chores!
Elder: QUIET, BOY!
Lemony: If it isn't to much trouble, I will have a few words with him. (Drags Zander outside. Trys to reason with Zander. Zander slaps Lemony across the face.)
HURRY!