I'm bored. Putting a scroll feature on Ninjago isn't easy....SO, I'm going to take you to meet one of the other children I talked about earlier!

His name is Zander. Zander Stal, to be precise. I also have the narrator of this fictional world: Give it up for.... LEMONY SNICKET!

Lemony: Hello children, today i'm going to tell the depressing tale of not only the Baudelaire children, but also of a young boy named Zander Stal, who's fate is just as depressing as the Baudelaire's.

Thank you.... Mr. Snicket here is the author of A Series of Unfortunate events, which is now a TV show on Netflix. He's also very grammatical, and a bit macabre.

Lemony: Right now, I advise everyone sane to look away, or better yet, put down this book and not continue reading. For those of you who do want to read, I advice caution.

Uh.....Lemony, we WANT people to read, not to run away.

Lemony: But the story of the Baudelaire children is a sad, melancholy tale.

Anyway.......Our story takes place at VFD. That's the name of the town. For those of you who have watched the show, or read the books, this is the town where the Baudelaire Children are framed for the murder of Jacques Snicket.

Lemony: My dearly departed brother.

Who was dressed like Count Olaf, and was killed by Count Olaf, a wanted man. But, that didn't happen until later.

Lemony: But now, we go further into this tale...

(Hey, Lemony, we kind of need end the chapter so people don't think we quit.) Bye!