Hi all! Honestly, I dunno who's still reading this but, if you happen to be, or if you're new and found this because of search terms, welcome!

This is being permanently discontinued.

I know! I know! I'm sorry! We just came back and now we're taking that away from you guys, but, I do have good news.

This is being rewritten!

Yep! Me and Angles are rewriting this, completely and totally! I have a few disclaimers about the new version, but yeah, we are actually doing a new version!

So, number one: the new version isn't Aarmau, it's Garron (Aaron X Garroth) because, seriously, what senior dates a freshman? It's kinda creepy.

Number two: the new version touches on some sensitive topics, child abuse and lots of angst await, it's not detailed or anything, but it's talked about, discussed, and joked about.

Number three: this isn't really a warning just that we dropped the whole Ultima thing, along with werewolves and meif'wa in general.

Number four: this is kinda a two for one but, neither me or Angles actually watch Aphmau anymore. I know I know, "but you're writing her fanfiction?" No, we're writing this for us, and for you, if you care. We're both salty towards IRL Aphmau, Jess fucked up my writing for years because of her own shitty storytelling so I think I get to be a bit salty, because of this character Aphmau ends up being bitchy. She's not actually that different than she is in canon, but we call her out here.

Number five: the original swear warning is still in effect, even more so for the new version because we're just kinda like "fuck it" at this point

Number six: this is't really a warning but the new version can not only be found here on Wattpad but also on AO3! So if you have a preference I'll drop both links here.

Wattpad link: https://www.wattpad.com/story/218866565-faking-zero

AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23468479/chapters/56262859#workskin