Mantha yawned while leaning against Ra's chest. Her head was hurting. Everyone was tried and especially hung-over. They'd sleep for three hours... at most.

They had started the flight back after breakfast. It had been stressfull. Since Professor Burns had the urge to drag them on a last hike during the flight back.

But anyway. The ship was heading back and the Scare School building appeared on the horizon.

Ra's arm wrapped tirdely around Mantha's waist. He groaned and hid his face in her hair. The zombie couldn't tell if he was really tried or if he just wanted attention.

The trip had been wonderful, especially with her boyfriend, but she was glad that they were back again.

They flew towards the water until the ship started sliding on it's surface until it stopped infront of the harbor.

"Alright students get up and take your luggage back to your rooms. I don't want anyone to waste time in the hallways" Their teacher insisted as everyone got up.

All of them stumpled to their suitcases and bags tirdely. Everyone got their piece from one of the gargoyles.

The prince caught up with his girlfriend before they walked back together. "Man as soon as I get to that room I'll just lay down and never get up." He muttered. "Same." The zombie yawned. The mummy pulled her closer. "But I have nothing against company if you know what I mean."

Mantha snickered before rolling her eyes. She giggled: "You horny son of a bitch." "I'm your horny son of a bitch.", He contered. "Smooth." She grinned. "I know." He giggled before kissing her.

They stopped at Ra's and Casper's dorm. Music played trough the door loudly. Obviously Casper's playlist. They grinned at each other.

"Yooo Bro we're baack." Ra yelled slaming the door open. Both froze. Their jaws dropped.

Thatch was leaning over the ghost, shirtless. They were kissing. Very intensely if you will.

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"Wait? Really?" Thatch asked in exitement. He sat up and looked at the ghost.

Casper nooded tiredly. "Oh my god. I honestly didn't thought I'd get that far but okay. Wait. We'll do this." The vampire got faster with every word.

They both sat down on the floor. "Listen man the only thing I know about fake dating is that everyone in those movies sets themself a super complicated set of rules, but in our case we should actually follow it." The smaller one muttered. "Rules? Why? What Kind of rules?" Thatch asked confused.

Casper thought for a second. "Uh I don't know like: We don't Tell anyone. No inapropreate stuff." He explained. "You mean no Sex? Easy. What about making out though. I mean it's an essential thing I need to do to annoy Dummy and Slither." Thatch insisted.

The ghost blushed. "I don't know I-" He sighed: "Fine but not that Public okay? Not everyone needs to know."
"Are you nuts?! Of course everyone needs to know how are we supposed to annoy them in public then? Come on you need to get more confident." The vampire gasped and slammbed at back of his hand against Casper's chest.

An eyeroll. "Try to stay childfriendly though." the ghost muttered. "I can work with that. Anything else?" Thatch asked. Casper thought for a second. "This won't go longer than it needs to go and if they're not annoyed after a month we'll end it then" the ghost added. The vampire agreed. "Okay then the only thing missing is the backstory. Something that Sounds realistic. My friends would want to know. Especially since we are- you know." The Ghost added.

The vampire bit his lip. "You always were into me and I started dating you Out of pity?" He joked. Casper sighed then he snapped with his fingers. "Oh my god I know." He yelled.

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Mantha made a confused sound wich got higher and lounder the longer they watched them. The two boys didn't notice them until Ra cleared his throat.

Thatch turned around and glared at them. "Oh hey guys you're already back." Casper gasped and sat up.

Mantha wasn't able to form words and made just some confused noises which didn't make any sence. Ra was still searching for words, opening his mouth just to close it again.

When it seemed like Ra had found the correct words and started to talk he got interrupted by Mantha: "What?! When!? How!?" She shrieked.

Casper rolled of the bed and approached Mantha. He layed his hands carefully on the zombies shoulders and wispered:" Calm down. You are overreacting a little bit." She nodded and wispered back:" I know it's just so confusing."

Now it was the ghost, who nodded "I know." He still wispered. Mantha nodded once again but not to agree but to help herself to calm down.

Then he took his hands away and looked at Ra. "So you... You two are...", the mummy asked. "Yes." Casper answered calmly. "Okay. C..cool." Ra pulled him closer. "You now who he is right?" He wispered and pointing at Thatch. "Yes." Casper nooded. "Is he holding you hostage?" The prince asked. "No." Casper repeated. "You're not drunk right?" The taller one muttered. The Ghost answered again with: "No." "On drugs?" Ra asked again. "No?" Now the blue eyed one looked concerned about his friend.

Ra took a deep breath and wispered more quiet: "The Amulet of Bamboozlement?" Casper answered with a cold stare before he stepped back. "I was serious!" Ra hissed silently.

Thatch moved from his spot and layed his arm again around the ghosts hips, kissing him on the cheek. Then he pulled him tighter. The vampire looked at Ra. "I heard that.", he grinned. The prince blussed out of embarissment.

"I'll... Take my stuff... to my room. Ra can you... Come with me? We'll be back and then we should eat Dinner together. I want to know all about... This." Mantha muttered pulling the mummy outside.

As soon as the door closed the boys seperated. Thatch sat down on the bed and laughed: "God that was brilliant. You should have seen their faces. Let's do Dummy and Slither next. I want to make out while they want to ea- oh oh let's force them to eat dinner with us and your idiots." "They're not idiots!" Casper hissed. Thatch roled his eyes. "Yeah what ever."

Casper crossed his arms. This would be a dissaster he could feel it. "By the way you need to work on your kissing. You kiss like a fucking virgin." Thatch muttered. "Oh I'm sorry at least I brushed my teeth dickhe-" the vampire jumped up and covered his mouth.

Ra and Mantha were coming back.
"You coming?" Mantha grinned, pulled Casper next to her and walked a little faster than the other two boys.

"And what now?", Casper asked confused. "You have to tell me everything!" She demanded excitedly. Okay internal screaming time. Gosh he was so bad at lieing. "You know Thatch really wanted to tell you." He muttered. His friend seemed disapointed.

Before he could think more about it. Mantha pushed the door to the cafeteria open and the two stepped in. Thatch and Ra did the same. Then they got their food.

They proceeded to sit down at one of the tables as a high voice gasped Thatch's name.

The vampire grinned at the group. Dummy Girl and Slither. "Oh hey guys. You three don't mind if my pals will join right?" The vampire asked hiding a laugh. Ra and Mantha blandly staring, probably since they couldn't stand the other couple at all.

Dummy Girl looked shocked, while Slither had the same dull expression he always had. "Thatch what is going on why are you hanging out with these ...losers?" She asked worried pointing at the main three. "Well. These losers are friends with my boyfriend." Thatch explained and pulled Casper closer.

The doll covered her mouth with her hand and started smiling. Casper guessed it was out of confusion."Wait a second. Okay wait. Wait a Minute." She laughed. "I mean wait." She pointed at Casper and then at Thatch before covering her mouth again. "I mean. Sh-shut up. Give me a Minute, give me a minute. It's like- It doesn't look weird. It kinda fits you know? Like I'm surpirsed but not shocked? In that way you know like you look satisfying next to each other. I would never thought about it that way but honsetly I love it. We stan. I- I approve. For real. Love. That." She explained. "Uh thank you?", Casper answered.

They sat down now. The two couples on one side, not even bothered by the fact that they actually hate each other. The fake one on the other side.

"Okay, again, how did this happen?" Mantha asked. Thatch smiled. It was obvious how much he wanted to tell them. "So you remember like two weeks ago when when Casper and I argued in the janitor's room? Well it was more of angry make-out-session than anything else. My poor boo probably bottled all this feelings for me all this time."

Casper smiled along as he kicked Thatch's leg underneath the table. "Aww hon don't forget how you confessed to me in the lockerroom. You almost cried." The ghost added while leaning against the taller one, who leaned in for a kiss.

A gasp. "Thatch why didn't you tell us?" Dummy asked. "Oh you wouldn't listen." The vampire answered between kisses. "And you Casp?" Ra muttered nervously. "Uh you two seemed busy I didn't want to annoy you." The ghost answered while recieved a kiss on the neck from his fake boyfriend.

Their friends took a few seconds to think about what happened but Mantha didn't seem to trust Thatch yet. "What do you love about Casper?" She asked while glaring at the vampire.

Thatch sighed. "He's everything I'm not. He's understanding, loving and trustworthy. No one did ever treat me that way." Casper blushed. He knew it was just acting but it was good acting. "I love him so much." The vampire added, lifted the smaller ones hand and kissed his fingers.

The ghost was screaming internally. Again. No one had ever talked about him this way. "Aww hon." Casper chought up nervously.

"But he's also hot as fuck. I mean have you seen that ass." The vampire joked. His fake boyfriend laughed drily before getting kissed again.

Ra was about to ask something when Dummy Girl interruped him. "Did you guys fuck yet?"

Thatch roled his eyes while Casper froze. They both answered at the same time. Thatch with a "Yes." and Casper with a "No."

Now they were disapointed in themselfs how didn't they talk about that. "It's up to interpretation." The vampire explained.

The ghost felt the urge to change the subject. "Anyway. How have you guys spend your time?" He asked.

Ra started to tell the stories about them beeing drunk and partying all night, the annoying hikingtrips and the fact that Mosshead almost choked on a pebble.

After dinner their friends were too tired to actually do something, going to sleep immediately.

Thatch and Casper were sitting outside on a staircase. The vampire emptied a whole bag of blood-candy-worms while Casper sat next to him.

"We weren't that bad but we should get more intense though. You're still too uptight man." The vampire muttered. The ghost roled his eyes. "Fuck off you didn't have make it akwardly sexual." He hissed. "Easy, easy you're such a baby. If we want to annoy them we need to make them uncomfortable." Thatch explained.

Casper roled his eyes again. He hoped this would be over soon.