Guild Master Conference
3rd pov

At the Guild Master Conference in Clover, all the guild masters of Fiore were drinking and talking about the wizards of their guilds.

In one group there was a... Man in a pink tank top and striped shorts. He also had to wings on his back and wore lipstick. Overall, he was a queer. This is Bob, the guild master of the Blue Pegasus guild.

Bob: I'm so jealous Makki! You're members are so full of life and such cutie pies! I hear you've got a girl that gave some big shots quite a spanking!

Makarov an extremely short, elderly man. He has black eyes and is growing bald with only the outer rims of his head containing white hair. He also has a thick white mustache. He has a black stamp of the Fairy Tail guild mark that covers his entire chest area. He dressed in a white shirt with a black Fairy Tail stamp in the middle under an orange hoodie. His attire was completed with matching orange shorts and an orange and blue striped jester hat.

Makarov: Oh, you must be talking about Lucy. She's our newest recruit and she's got a body that won't quit!

Bob then turned and covered his eyes

Bob: Oh, so naughty!

Then another man walked up to them.

He slim man of average height, who appears to be in his late fifties or early sixties. His mildly squared face is covered in several wrinkles, specifically at his mouth's sides, below his eyes and on his forehead. His hair is kept in a youthful style, almost reaching down to his shoulders in a straight cut and wore a pair of sunglasses. a simple set of dark clothes, namely a plain T-shirt and a pair of pants. Alongside them, however, he wears a distinctive headgear, being a dark hat possessing a wide brim and a torn top pointing backwards. Circling the hat is a lighter band sporting massive, rounded spikes, and is virtually identical accessory that comes in the form of a collar around his neck. This is Goldmine, the guild master of the Quatro Cerberus guild.

Goldmine: I wouldn't be joking around if I were you Makarov. Your wizards may got spirit but they can go overboard sometimes. Even the Council is afraid that your wizards will end up destroying the city one day.

Makarov(drunk): Ah let those Blowhards worry, I don't care! They're just jealous my wizards are hot!

Bob: Ah Makki! You shouldn't talk about your wizards that way!

A small blue bird with a letter in its beak then flew towards Makarov.

Bird: Master Makorov! Master Makorov! I have a letter from Miss Mirajane sir!

The bird then dropped the letter into Makorov's hand and left. Makarov then used his finger to draw a circle around the seal, causing a magic circle to appear and a small projection of Mira appeared over the magic circle.

Mira: Hi Master! I'm glad you made it to the conference safe and sound!

Makarov then held out the projection for everyone to see.

Makarov: Lookie here! This honey is our poster girl, Mirajane! Grab your eye candy boys!

The guildmasters started cheering as they stared at the Mira projection.

Mira: Oh Master! You're not gonna believe what happened! It may be the greatest thing in the history of Fairy Tail!

Makarov: Really? What is it!?

Erza: Erza, (Y/N), Gray and Natsu have all teamed up together! This such an amazing combination. This may be the strongest team that Fairytail has ever seen! Sorry to bother you but I just had to send you a quick note telling you about this news! See you soon Master!

The projection disappeared leaving a shocked, horrified Makorov to collect his thoughts.

Makarov: Not...those...4...

Bob: What's wrong Makki?

Goldmine: I guess the Council has good reason to be worried.

Makarov then fell onto his back.

Makarov: 'They really could destroy a city if they all team up. Especially with (Y/N) there! I should be able to make it home tomorrow, so please let nothing happen before then...please!'

With Erza and the gang

Erza and the others were speeding through town in the magimobile. With Gray on top...again.

Gray: Erza, slow down! You're gonna use up all your magic energy!

Erza: It's a risk I'm gonna have to take! Who knows how many lives could die from lullaby! Besides I have you, Natsu and (Y/N) as backup.

Gray: Where is (Y/N) anyway!?

Erza: He's right he-

Erza looked next to her. Only to see our lazy protagonist missing.

Erza: WHAT!? Did he really run off knowing that lives would be at stake!?

Gray: At the time we need him most too.

Erza clenched her fist in anger.

Erza: Damn it! I guess it's up to us.

Gray: Where could he have gone?

At (Y/N)'s location

In a restaurant, we find our lazy protagonist at a table eating a slice of pizza.

(Y/N): 'mmm pizza'

At a different table, there were a group of dark mages having a conversation.

D.Mage 1: Hey did you guys hear about what happened to Morgan?

D.Mage 2: Yea. Heard he got beat by some wizard. What he gets for thinking he's better than everyone.

D.Mage 1: Yea. Now with him gone we can move up in the rankings.

D.Mage 2: Yea. We should probably get to the train station. Heard those Fairy Flies are after us.

D.Mage 1: Ha! You scared of a bunch of flies! They can't even beat Erigor!

D.Mage 2: Yea, but Erigor will get pissed if we don't hurry up.

D.Mage 3: Hey who's that?

The mages turn around to see (Y/N) slowly eating his pizza.

(Y/N): 'I'm still tired. I really need a nap... After I finish my pizza.'

The dark mages walk up to him.

D.Mage 1: Well Well Well. What do we have here.

(Y/N): 'the protagonist'

D.Mage 2: Looks like some poor sucker.

D.Mage 3: So what brings you here?

(Y/N): I was yawns nevermind.

The dark mages get irritated at his answer.

D.Mage 1: Well pal, today doesn't seem to be your day.

(Y/N): 'You could say that again. People keep interrupting my nap, my pizza is going cold, and I lost the group. Wonder where they are.'

While (Y/N) was in deep thought, the mages were talking to him.

D.Mage 2: Unfortunately, you ran into us. Now you're gonna have to die.

(Y/N) continued to eat his pizza while not paying attention to the 3 dark mages. This just made them madder.

D.Mage 3: HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?

(Y/N) continues to ignore the wizards.

D.Mage 1: DON'T YOU IGNORE US!

The dark mage then knocked the pizza out of (Y/N)'s hand. Time slowed down for (Y/N) as he watched his pizza fall on the floor.

D.Mage 1: What's the matter? Gonna cry over your pizza.

The mages didn't realize. They made the biggest mistake of their lives.

A large storm started to form above the restaurant until it was large enough to be seen from the other side of town.

With the others

Gray: ERZA! DO YOU SEE THAT!?

Erza looks over her shoulder to see a large storm cloud. Red lighting could be seen through the clouds. Lucy sticks her head out the window to see the cloud.

Lucy: Woah! What is that!?

Erza: Looks like (Y/N)'s magic.

Lucy: HE CAN SUMMON STORMS!?

Happy: He can do more than just summon storms Lucy. He has multiple types of magic.

Gray: One of them being elemental magic. That's how he summoned that storm.

Lucy: Woah. That's crazy powerful. And he's doing that by himself.

Happy: Aye!

Erza: Enough distractions. We're reaching the train station.

Back at (Y/N)

D.Mage 1: W-what the hell?

D.Mage 2: What up with t-this guy?

The 3 dark mages were sitting while looking up to (Y/N) looming over them. He had a dark red aura around him while lighting cackled around his body. There was smoke coming from the floor around as the ground shook. There was a strong wind blowing through the restaurant.

(Y/N)'s dull gray eyes turned into a fierce, enraged red as he glared at the three wizards.

(Y/N): You bastards. I was already in a bad mood. Then you fools had to go and make it worse.

D.Mage 1: W-we're s-sorry. We won't do it again.

(Y/N): You're right...

(Y/N) summoned a fireball covered in lighting at the size of a baseball. The mages cowered as they sensed the high amount of magic energy in the attack.

(Y/N): You'll never be able to again.

D.Mage 3: Y-you're a monster!

(Y/N): No. Not a monster. Just a guy who loves naps, clouds, and pizza.

As (Y/N) slammed the attack into the wizards, a large lighting bolt came from the cloud in the sky and struck the restaurant causing a huge explosion. The entire restaurant and any nearby buildings were destroyed and turned to ash.

(Y/N): Master isn't going to like this. I should find the others.

(Y/N) left the scene to look for his friends.

A/N: sigh the fouth wall is breaking. It can't survive like this. Madara we have to do something. (You do it ) fine but you gotta help. (Alright what are we doing.) First we need nails, glue, and lots of tape. (How is that going to stop the wall from breaking?) It won't. It will slow down the process giving us time to figure out how to stop it. Now go while I say bye to the readers. (Fine.)

Thanks for being patient for the chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it.

Love interest still going. Erza leading with 3 votes. Vote ends next chapter at the end of the Lullaby arc. Till then see you next time.