"Okay class, so today we will start with-"

"Zeref! You forgot this!

The teacher turned towards the door and spotted his best friend panting heavily holding what seemed like a bag. As she held it up, realization hit him. "Oh right, silly me. Thanks Mavis!"

The blonde simply smiled before bowing and exiting the room. Zeref smiled when he looked inside the bag and stood there in a daze.

"Mr. Dragneel?" Other children in the room began to call his name out when the student's voice didn't reach his ears, only succeeding after the thirteenth call.

"What? Don't you guys have worksheets to do?"

"You didn't give us any. Gee, does your girlfriend merely saying hi give you amnesia or hallucinations for 5 minutes?" the thirteenth student asked.

Their teacher looked startled. "She's not my girlfriend."

It was the students' time to drop their mouths. "Seriously? How much of a crush do you have on her? Why don't you confess? We all ship you guys now, so you might as well."

Zeref raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean you 'ship' us?"

"We want you two to get together. Sheesh, and I though Wendy and Romeo were oblivious."

"Hey!" the said students and Zeref called out, hints of blush on their cheeks.

"Yeah, but ya' can't ship 'em without a ship name!"

"Then let's make one!"

"Zerma? Mazer?"

"Horrible."

"Fevis?"

"Sounds very wrong."

"Zervis?"

"No- wait, that doesn't actually sound too bad."

"I vote for Zervis!"

"Me too!"

"Me three!"

He sat down on his desk and pretended to do some paperwork to hide the blush on his cheeks before he spoke. "Okay, that's enough. Do questions 1-9 on page 71 and 72."

[what is this? horrifying example, but fluff? what miracle happened here? did someone temporarily take over my soul?]