"I'll beat that jerk next time!" Natsu said. "I wonder how Gajeel would've spared against him." Wendy said. "Maybe we can ask him when he comes crawling out of his hiding spot." Elfman said. "We've got visitors." Max said. "Oh, costumers!" Mira said. "Isn't that girl from Edolas?" Wendy asked as she pointed at Coco. "Yeah, Queen Chagot, right?" Natsu asked. "No, she's a cat." Wendy said. "Coco? Long time no see. But how'd you get to Earth Land from Edolas?" Lucy asked. "Sugar Boy, these tools totes think we're like old chumps of theirs." Mary said. "Hhm. Well I'd have to say that sounds like their problem, Mary Hughes." Sugar boy said. "Let's finish this up before they invite us to stay for dinner." Coco said. "Mary Hughes?" Natsu asked. "And Sugar boy?" You asked. "The weirdos we fought at The Royal City's amusement park?" Natsu asked. "Now that you mention it there is a resemblance." 

Lucy said. Natsu pointed at Mary. "What's with the lady clothes, pervert? Are you trying to fool me or something?" He asked. "I just met him and I wanna kill him." Mary said. "Something's very wrong here." Wendy said. "If you folks aren't here to hire us." Max said. "Then you can march right back where you came from!" Laki said. Mary chuckled. "We ain't taking orders from slobs with no style, darling." Sugar boy said. "Say wha?!" Natsu asked. "I'm only saying this once, so listen. I demand you give me (Y/n) (L/n) like, now." Mary said. You gasped. "How forward. My heart skipped a beat." Michelle said. "Oh wow. I've never seen a real proposal in person." Happy said. "It's not like that!" You said. "Can it, fur ball!" Mary said. "There's no point hiding her from us." Coco said. "We like, totes know the spoiled little twerp's a member of your guild." Mary said. "Why dontcha make it easy on everyone and shimmy on over here, baby?" Sugar boy asked. "What's going on here?" Levy asked. "Why are these rude people looking for you?" Lucy asked. "Believe me, I wish I knew why." You said. "You got some guts showing up outta the blue and disrespecting us like this." Wakaba said. "I'm the master of Fairy Tail, your request is denied, so I suggest you get outta here. We're not known for our patience when it comes to cocky punks." Macao said. "Especially when those punks are shouting orders. Rubs us the wrong way, you know?" Max said. "Like we'd run from kids, old men and their cats." Mary said. "All of those churches that have been burned down the past few weeks, it's you. You're behind them." Kinana said. Mary scoffed. "Makes since to me." Carla said. "Even without proof, the timing is too convenient. They must be the culprits." Lily said. "Spicy. They're trying to serve up some guilt, Uh huh." Sugar boy said.

"Well I'm not biting it." Coco said. "Keep on playing the blame game if it'll help ya sleep at night" Mary said. "Now hand over (L/n) before we decide to get nasty with you!" Mary said. "We're gonna rock your world! I'd like to start with this little diddy! Uh huh! Little hound dogs don't be cruel! Anyplace is paradise when I'm with you!" Sugarboy sung. "Good grief" Macao said. "He needs to be put down" Max said. "Next up on the request line. A little less conversation a little more pain and screaming!" Sugarboy sung as green piles of slime came out from his body. "What the?!" Levy asked. "My lunch is coming back up" Lucy said. "Looks tasty to me" Michelle said. The Fairy Tail wizards screamed as the slime spread. "Disgusting!" You said. "What is this stuff?" Max asked. "Slime?" Laki asked. Elfman ran over to the green slime and tried to grab it but began to fall into it. "Hey! Stupid sludge! Why don't you fight me like a real man?" Elfman asked. "Let go of him now!" Lisanna said. "Elfman hold on!" Mira called. "No! Stay back! It'll grab you too!" Elfman said. Lisanna and Mira screamed as the slime grabbed them and sucked the two of them in. "Yummy! Wizards taste so spicy!" Sugarboy said. "I can't move" Mira said. "I know we're in trouble but I can't help remember when we used to snuggle like this as little kids" Lisanna said. "This isn't a time to reminisce sis!" Elfman said.

"What's it doing to them?" Wendy asked. "It appears to have a will of it's own" Lilly said. "Well whatever it is, don't let it touch you run away!" Carla said. Coco sprinted in front of Macao. "You're the guild master, correct? Unless you want them to get hurt you'll hand over (Y/n)!" She said. Coco began to kick him multiple times. "Beating up kids isn't my style!" Macao said. "Who the heck are you calling a kid?" Coco sprinted away as Wakaba attacked her. "This isn't the time to get soft on us, Macao! These guys are the enemy!" He said. "I told you to call me master!" Macao said. "Sorry, old timer. But attacks like that can't hit me." Coco said. "Nimble little minx doncha think?" Wakaba asked. Macao sweat dropped. "Don't act so impressed." He said. Romeo tried to hit her with fire, but she quickly dodged. "Get back here!" He said. Wakaba and Macao grabbed him. "Stop it!" Macao said. "Yeah, you're gonna knock it down, kid!" Wakaba said. Suddenly the green slime grabbed them. "Oh no! The slime just got them too!" Laki said. "Crap. They got us stuck playing defense back here." Max said. "What's with that stuff? It keeps getting bigger!" Levy said as she, you, Lucy and Michelle ran away from the green slime. "Natsu get your butt over here and roast this thing!" Lucy said. 

You gasped as you saw him lying down. "Our friends are being slimed and you're taking a freakin nap?!" You asked. "He's so pale." Wendy said. "Don't tell me his fight with Laxus is just now taking its toll?" Carla asked. "That's a major time lag." Happy said. "I'm like, totally gonna die from laughing at these losers." Mary said. "We got these boys and girls all shook up." Sugar boy said. "Guild wizards are pushovers. I don't see the appeal." Coco said. "All right little hound dogs, come home to papa." Sugar boy said. The green slime slowly went away and the guild members laid weak on the ground. "Game set and matched. You ready to give up, yet?" Coco asked. Max and Laki were both panting. "Damn." Max said. "I'm running low on magic." Laki said. "They weren't this strong last time." Happy said. "That's because these people are completely different from the ones you met in Edolas." Lily said. "They're the Coco, Hughes and Sugar boy who have lived here in Earth Land from the very beginning." Carla said. "Oh, I get it. It's just like how Edolas had its own crazy versions of us." Wendy said. "Guess we should have expected to run into someone sooner or later." Lucy said. "You're wasting too much time, (Y/n). Hurry up or we'll show your little friends what we're really capable of. Sugar boy would love to play another solo." Mary chuckled. "Don't listen to her, (N/n)." Levy said. "You can't give yourself up." Lucy said. "They still don't know who (Y/n) is yet. The four of you go try to find Gramps and I'll deal with them somehow. Just don't keep me waiting long." Natsu said.

"We can't." You said. "We'll stay and fight with you." Levy said. "Don't leave now. Don't you want to play with us too?" Mary asked. "Natsu, take this." Romeo gave Natsu a small ball of fire. "Thanks, Romeo." Natsu said. He ate the ball of fire. Which made him fart. "Aw, nasty!" He said. "Sorry about that, wrong flame." Romeo said. Natsu lit his right hand with fire. "Whatever. It'll do the trick for now." He said. "Uh huh." Sugar boy said. "Feel the burn!" Natsu said as he sent fire toward them. "Spicy!" Sugar boy said. "He's using fire magic?" Mary asked. "Lame. Conducting art!" Mary used her staff to steer Natsu's fire at Max. "He attacked him!" Michelle said. "But why?" Levy asked. "Wait a minute, is she?" Lucy asked as the four of you ran away. "Eat this!" Natsu said as he did a Fire Dragon roar. "Nope." Mary said. His fire went and attacked the four of you. "Oh no." Natsu said. Mary chuckled. "Nothing like a little friendly fire, give us (Y/n) or the rest of your guild gets cooked." Mary said. Kinana threw a rock at her. "Sorry to break it to ya sweetheart, but things are gonna get real cruel." Sugar boy said. "Totally. Get ready, top heavy. I'm about to make you eat those rocks." Mary said. "Run away, Kinana!" Lily flew forward. Coco kicked him away. "So the wittle kitty wants to play!" She said. "Sky Dragon: Wing Attack!" Wendy said. "Bad move, kid." Mary swung her stick, and the attack hit Natsu  instead.  "Natsu!" Wendy said. "It's cause of that weird stick." Happy said. 

"You may be right. Perhaps it can take control of people?" Carla asked. "That slime really took it out of me." Elfman said.  "You're crushing me, I can't breathe." Lisanna said. "Oh no, everyone else is drained too." Mira said. "That sucked." Wakaba said. "Think I'll stay here a bit." Macao said. "I can barely stand up." Max said. "All of our magic was sapped away." Laki said. "What do you want with (Y/n)?" Lily demanded. "None of your business, flea bag." Coco said. "Show yourself, (Y/n). We're like totes getting bored." Mary said. You stood up and glared at them. "Just stop it. You have what you want now. Okay..." you said. "I'm the (Y/n) (L/n) you're looking for." Michelle said. You gasped and looked at her. "Mhm. You, huh?" Sugar boy asked. "Be a good girl and park it right here." Mary said. Michelle began to walk forward. "Don't do this." You said. "I think there's been enough violence for one day. What exactly do you want with me?" Michelle asked. "That's her, mama. You know a little darling like this one grew up playing house at the (L/n) mansion. Uh huh." Sugar boy said. "She certainly looks the part." Coco said. "Well this is like, disappointing. I was expecting a total ditz." Mary said. "What kind of messed up plot twist is this?!" Lucy asked. "(Y/n) (L/n), once the daughter of the (L/n) concern and now a dragon slayer for the Fairy Tail guild. Is that about right?" Mary asked. "Indeed that is correct. I am the girl of which you speak." Michelle said. "What is she doing?" Natsu asked. "What if Michelle was the real (Y/n) all along?" Happy asked. "This is ridiculous, I'm the real (Y/n)!" You said. "Huh?!" Coco asked. Michelle grabbed your hands. "Miss Michelle, it means the world that you're willing to protect me from them, but it's far too late for such a deception to help us now." Michelle said.

"Have you gone completely crazy?!" You asked. "They're so perceptive, I'm sure they'd figure it out instantly! And I'd hate for anything to happen to you on my account. Please, don't try to be a hero!" Michelle said. "She's not bad, but her performance is a little over the top." Mira said. "Yeah, she's really into it." Lisanna said. Elfman was crying in tears. "So beautiful. So manly." He said. You and Michelle were both waving your hands in the air. "I'm telling you, I'm (Y/n) (L/n)!" Michelle said. "Don't listen to her, I'm (Y/n)!" You said. "Now what?" Coco asked. "Mhm. "The real (Y/n) (L/n) is supposed to be over twenty years old, right? Isn't pigtails a little on the young side?" Sugar boy asked. "That's because we spent seven years sealed away on an island!" You said. "(Y/n), get back, I'll make sure they don't lay a finger on you." Natsu said to Wendy. Wendy nodded. "Right, because I'm (Y/n)!" She said. "Uh..." Mary said. 

"You mean her name's (Y/n) too?!" Coco asked. "You ready for another round, (Y/n)?" Max asked Laki. Laki nodded. "Yup! Let's do this!" She said. "What's going on here?!" The three asked. "Can you stand up on your own, (Y/n)?" Macao asked Levy. "Yeah, I think so." She said. "Just take it easy for a bit." Wakaba said. "There's another one?!" Coco asked. "Wow. I don't believe it." You said. "How wonderful." Michelle said. "I can't tell which is the real one! What are we gonna do?!" Coco asked. "This is so stupid!" Mary said. "Is your magic back too, (Y/n)?" Mira asked. "Yup, fresh as a daisy, (Y/n)." Lisanna said to Mira. "The devil in disguise." Sugar boy said. "Game over, I'm (Y/n)!" Elfman said. "No you're not!" You said. "They're totes annoying. Why don't we just capture the lot of em and sort em out later?" Mary asked. The green slime began to appear again. "C'mon, hound dogs! Your captive audience wants an encore!" Sugar boy said.  "They're not going anywhere! Fire Dragon Brilliant Flame!" Natsu said as he attacked. Suddenly the green slime grabbed him. "(Y/n), leave now!" Natsu said. "No." You said. Michelle grabbed your arm. "Let's go. He's distracting them. This is our chance to slip away unnoticed." She said. You, Lucy and Michelle began to run away.

Time Skip

"They don't seem to be following us, so I think we should start trying to find out where your master went." Michelle said. "Yeah, good idea." Lucy said. "But first, you wanna tell me what that crazy stunt back there was about?" You asked Michelle. "You were in danger. I was only trying to help you out." Michelle said. "I'm a wizard, Michelle. If they had caught me, I would have been able to defend myself. But what would you have done if they managed to take you away instead?" You asked. "I... I don't know. I'm sorry. I didn't really think that far ahead. I just did what I thought would be the most helpful, I didn't mean to cause you any trouble." Michelle said as she began to cry. You and Lucy sweat dropped. "It's okay, I'm not angry. No need for the waterworks." You said. "Actually, it meant a lot. Even if it was a bit dramatic. Thanks for protecting me. I owe you one." You said. "You're welcome." Michelle said. "While we're here, help us brainstorm. What do these creeps want?" Lucy asked. "Do you think they're the scoundrels behind the church fires like Kianna suspected?" Michelle asked. 

"Maybe, but I'm not a part of that. It doesn't add up." You said. Suddenly you heard something. "I finally caught up with you. You won't get away again!" Coco said as she stood upside down on a tree bunch. "Coco's gone coo coo!" Lucy said. Coco jumped off the tree and stood up. "Follow my lead. We got this." You said. "Kay." Lucy said. "Just in time, I was holding her for you. I'm tried of running, so here's the real (Y/n) (L/n)." You said as you pointed to Lucy. "Huh?!" Coco asked. "No wait. Don't let her fool you like that. She's the honest to goodness (Y/n) in the flesh." Lucy pointed at you as you whistled and shook your head. "What?!" Coco asked. "Real (Y/n), you're so naughty, I can't believe you'd lie to save your own skin." You pointed at Lucy. "Oh don't be silly, you're the really real one." Lucy said. "Okay, you got me, I've been lying this whole time. I really am the really real (Y/n)." You said. "Or so you'd think. But you're wrong! 'Cause in reality I'm really the really real (Y/n) (L/n) so there!" Lucy said. "I can't. Brain not working." Coco said. Suddenly your Virgo appeared out of the ground. "Don't listen to them. I'm the real Princess you're looking for." She said. You squealed. "Hey, what are you doing here, Princess?" You asked. "Helping you get out of this sticky situation, of course." Virgo said. "What's with all the princess talk, do you mean (Y/n)?" Coco asked. "You're exactly right. I'm the real princess so take me away." Virgo said.  "Then again, I might be (Y/n) after all." You said. "Or has it been me from the very beginning?" Lucy asked. "The truth is you've been (Y/n) this entire time." You three said as you pointed at Coco. Coco screamed. "I can't take this." She said. You, Virgo, Lucy and Michelle ran away. "That should keep her busy for a little while." Virgo said. "Let's hope so." Michelle said. "Yeah, but I can't help feeling kinda guilty, you know what I mean?" You asked.

Time Skip

"That was a celestial spirit?" Michelle asked. "Yeah. I actually have my own copy of all of the spirits. Lucy has quite a few of them herself." You said. Suddenly Mary stood on top of a cliff. "Well looky here. It's like, exactly how Samuel calculated this would go down. Color me impressed." She said. "Hughes!" You said. "Dance, monkey dance!" Mary said. Suddenly she zapped Michelle and she began to walk away. "Hey, where are you going?" You asked. "My legs. They're moving all by themselves!" She said. "Stop Michelle, you're gonna fall!" Lucy said. "Believe me, that's the last thing I wanna do right now!" She said. "Wait a minute, Hughes! What happened to taking us with you?" You asked. She chuckled. "I figured you three bimbos won't be able to run away from me if I injure you first." She said. You quickly casted a spell that stopped Mary's magic. Michelle stopped walking. "Huh? What happened?" She asked. "I casted a spell to block her magic." You said. "What?!" She asked.