"What's the big idea with you sneaking around our guild?!" Lucy asked. "I don't know. Why are you all acting so freaky?!" Natsu asked. "You think this place has warped their minds somehow?" Wendy asked. "Natsu?" Lucy asked. Suddenly she hugged him. "Why didn't you just say it was you, you big bonehead?!" She asked. "Wait, that's Natsu?" "That's quite a fashion statement, bro." "Natsu, where have you been? I was thinking the worst happened. Don't ever make me worry like that again." Lucy said as she hugged him. "Um, I'm sorry?" Natsu asked. "No, but you're gonna be!" Lucy said as she attacked him. Natsu screamed in pain. "She broke out the good stuff." Warren said. "No one can escape Lucy's grind crush it's one of her forty eight torture techniques." Max said. "Huh?!" Happy asked. "What's going on?!" Wendy asked. You just stared in speechlessness. "Lucy, don't be so hard on the poor thing. You know how he can be." Cana said. "Whoa. Why isn't Cana half naked and fully drunk? And why is Elfman crying instead of preaching about the glory of manhood?" Happy asked. 

"For crying out loud would you stop crying out loud?!" Jet and Droy asked. "I'm sorry I can't help it." Elfman said. "Why is everybody acting so crazy?! My poor little brain feels like it's about to explode!" Happy said. "We're glad you made it back in one piece. Right? My sweet, Juvia?" Gray asked. "Sure, whatever." Juvia said. "Wendy's right. I think this place has changed them somehow. That's the only explanation for why they're being so weird." Happy said. "Hmm." Carla said. Mira waved. "Hey, Natsu. Glad you made it back safely!" She said. "At least Mira is normal." You said. "Yeah. That's kind of a disappointment." Happy said. "By the way Natsu, what's with the girls and the cats? You a babysitter now?" Macao asked. "Seriously." Wakaba said. "Wait a minute." They both said. "What are these cats doing here?!" Wakaba asked. "Cats?!" The guild asked. "How'd they get inside?!" Jet asked. "Those aren't regular house cats, those are exceeds!" Droy said. "No way!" Gray said. "Shouldn't we do something?" Juvia asked. "Um, it's the outfits, isn't it?" Happy asked. "Natsu, what the heck is going on here?" Lucy asked. "Has anyone else noticed that every person we've met so far freaks whenever they hear exceed? What does that mean, anyway?" Natsu asked. "Well, Carla?" You asked. Happy took off his outfit. "It's way to hot for this getup." He said. "They sure do look a lot like them." Mira said.

"Now I understand why everybody's so on edge." Mira said. "Careful, don't get to close to it, it may bite you." Wakaba and Macao said. "I don't trust them one bit." Gray said. "You know I think big sis is right. Don't worry, the little guys just look like exceeds." Elfman said. "Whatever you say." Juvia said. "I've got a bad feeling." Max said. "That makes two of us. I mean, a spade's a spade." Warren said. "Um, spade?" Happy asked. "Calm down and put your helmet back on." Carla scolded. "But it's so stuffy when it's on, I can't breathe." Happy said. "Quit complaining and just put up with it." Carla said. Natsu sweat dropped as Lucy glared at him. "Lucy's kinda scary, huh?" You asked. "Spill it, cat wrangler. I wanna know where you were, what you were doing, and you better hope I like your answers." She threatened. "I don't suppose I can get back to you on that one." Natsu said. "We don't have time to waste so tell her everything that's happened so far." Happy said. Natsu crossed his arms. "Fine. I guess that's simple enough. Then again I was asleep for most of it." Natsu said. "Huh?" Lucy asked. "Geez, could you be anymore annoying? Spit it out already, would ya?!" Lucy asked as she tackled him again. "Break his arm!" Warren said. "Nobody can take Lucy's elbow grind punch!" Max said. 

"They're not very good at naming things, huh?" Happy asked. "Mind if I bend your ear?" Alzack asked. "Only if you promise to be rough with it." Bisca said. Wendy sweat dropped as she watched them. "The thought of going on a job by ourselves gets you excited, biscuit?" Alzack asked. "Oh you bet it does. What do you have in mind? My sugar pistol." Bisca asked. "Whatever job you wanna go on is all right by me, my bouncing bikini blossom." Alzack said. "Oh, love rifle you're so sweet. Let's find a job on a romantic island getaway." Bisca said. "You know, I kinda feel like I shouldn't be watching any of this." Wendy said. "I'm glad they finally admitted their love for each other, but there's such a thing as restraint." Happy said. "So, Juvia, you said you were planning on doing on a job soon. If you want some company I'd love to come with you." Gray said. "Why would I want help from a walking coat rack? Don't make me laugh." Juvia said. Gray sweat dropped. "I can handle any job on my own, I don't need a partner. Find someone else to fulfill those fantasies with and quit wasting my time." Juvia said. "You know, sometimes the best course of action is to give it a rest." Macao said. "No kidding. When it comes to ladies, you're more of a lost cause than Lyon." Wakaba said. Gray sweat dropped. "I can't believe you would compare me to that over clothed pick up artist." Gray said. He went back to Juvia. "Pretty please, my darling? I'll be a good boy." Gray said.

"Would you back off?!" Juvia asked as she kicked him. Gray began rolling around the guild hall. "Help me!" He said. Happy screamed and ran away. "It's a runaway Gray ball!" He said. Happy then crashed into Reedus. "Reedus?" He asked. "Jeez. Why don't you watch where you're going half pint. What are you anyway? A wannabe exceed or something?" Reedus asked. Gray screamed as he rolled past. "Are you picking a fight? I don't know what an exceed is but I ain't no wannabe!" Happy said. Gray finally crashed. "The room's still spinning." He said. "Gray, would you quit playing around already?! Get up!" Reedus said. "Lying on the floor is actually way more warm and cozy than you might think so I'm okay." Gray said. "Are you seriously this pathetic?" Reedus snapped. Lucy kicked Natsu. "How do you like technique number thirty five? The man that's cruel, Hold." Lucy said. "If that doesn't work the "please stop" lock will suit you just fine." Lucy said. You and Wendy sweat dropped. "I wish Lucy would go back to normal." Wendy said. "That makes two of us." You said. "Aw, that's so cute. He's running. But you can't hide forever!" Lucy said. "Of course the conducting wire shorted out. Just my luck." Levy said. "Time to rock the next job!" Nab said. Levy growled. "Darn it, Nab! Would you put a sock in it?!" 

Levy asked. "What'd you say to me? You need a major tune up on your attitude, Levy." Nab said. "I don't have time for your lame jokes. Did you forget how vital this machine is? I can't get it working with you screaming like a kid every four seconds." Levy said. "Come out and play, Natsu! I got a new technique I wanna try on ya!" Lucy said. "That goes double for you, blondie. Shut your trap!" Levy said. "What was that?!" Lucy asked. "It's hard enough to finish this job without you acting like a crazed gorilla, ya brawny beast!" Levy said. "That's funny coming from a scrawny little grease monkey who can't fix one piece of junk!" Lucy said. "Come on you two, we're all in this together, aren't we?" Macao asked. "Not only that, but we really count on Levy. Who knows how many times she's gotten us out of a jam." Wakaba said. Levy smirked. "What? Quit wasting time and get that thing working." Lucy said. "Well it is what I do best." Levy bragged. "I recognize most of the people here, but I don't think I've seen Erza yet." Wendy said. "That might not be a bad thing." Natsu said. "No kidding. Do you think she'd be the complete opposite of herself just like everyone else?" You asked. "The way our luck's been, she'll be even more psycho than Lucy." Natsu said. "I hope not." You said. "It's hard to imagine what Erza's opposite would be like." Happy said. "Well, maybe it's something like this..."

~Natsu's Mind~

"Are you a complete and utter moron?! How many times do I have to clean up your messes, huh?!" Natsu asked. Erza bowed. "I'm so sorry, forgive me, Natsu. I won't be a burden to you anymore. Just give me another chance!" She said. "Apology accepted. Keep trying and you'll be as strong as me." Natsu said. "My greatest wish, Master." Erza said.

~reality~

"Like that." Natsu said. "There's no way bizarro Erza would be that pathetic." Happy said. "Alright then, such you're such a smarty cat, what do you think she'll be like?" Natsu asked. "Oh, I don't just think friend. I know." Happy said.

~Happy's fantasy~

Erza is about to slay a dragon. "Lord Happy, allow me to take care of this nuisance." Erza said. "Aye. I shall leave it to you." Happy said. "Thank you, Lord. I'll use every tool in my ansenal to serve your will." Erza said. "Yes, yes. That's quite reassuring. Hop to it my faithful servant. Chop chop." Happy said as he laid down on a chair. "Aye, sir." Erza said.

~reality~

"Awesome!" Happy said. "That's crazy. And you have the nerve to make fun of my fantasy?" Natsu asked. "Hmm. I think I know what she'd be like." Wendy said.

~Wendy's fantasy~

Erza had made a ton of strawberry shortcake. "I baked them just for you so don't let them go to waste. Eat as much as your little heart desires." Erza said. Wendy chuckled. "Thank you so much. They look delicious." Wendy said. Erza giggled. "Just remember to floss afterwards." Erza said.

~reality~

"Like that." Wendy said. "You gotta be kidding!" You, Natsu and Happy said. "Or maybe, she's something like this." You said.

~Your fantasy~

"I will kill each and every one of you! I don't care who you are or where you're from I will destroy you all!" Erza laughs evilly.

~reality~

Everyone gasped and cringed at your idea of the other Erza. Natsu sweat dropped. "I sure hope she's nothing like that." He said. "Yeah, she's scary enough already." Happy said.

"These fantasies of yours are a waste of brain power, not to mention embarrassing." Carla said. You chuckled. "Still, I can't help but wonder how different she'll be." You said. "Yeah I know. It's kind of exciting." Happy said. "Hide and seek is over!" Lucy said as she was about to hit Natsu. "Man, you're obsessive." Natsu said. "This new move's gonna rock your socks off!" Lucy said. You walked up to them. "Please stop." You said as you placed a hand on her shoulder. Lucy froze. The entire guild went quiet again. "What now?" Natsu asked. "No way." One member said. "Is it really her?" Macao asked. "Looks like it." Wakaba said. Lucy let go of Natsu and stepped back. "I apologize, your your higness..." She said, getting on her knees as did the rest of the guild. "Your highness?" You asked. "You, the princess of Edolas." Lucy said, still bowing. 

"EHHHH?" You, Wendy and Natsu asked. "Whoa, Hold on! I'm not a princess!" You said. "I'm a member of Fairy Tail!" You said, showing your (F/c) guild mark. The Edolas Fairy Tail gasped and began to murmur. "We thought this world was the opposite of our own but that's not the case. If it were, surely Mirajane would be behaving differently. But the biggest proof is right there." Carla pointed to the Edolas Wendy. "Hey, Wendy, that shrimp there kinda looks like you. A little you." Edolas Warren said. "Yeah. You think so?" Edolas Wendy asked. "Now that you mention it, they do look similar." Edolas Max said. "Are you saying that's me?!" Wendy asked. "This is bad. We should leave here as quickly as possible." Carla said. "Why? What's going on?" Happy asked. "These people, they're not our missing friends. This isn't the Fairy Tail we've been looking for. They're not opposites, they're different people entirely." Carla said.

"They've been Edolas citizens from the beginning. It's not as crazy as it sounds. Think of it as sort of a parallel world. Edolas has it's own separate history and culture. So it's possible for a completely separate Fairy Tail to exist." Carla said. "No way." You said. "My head hurts. I can't handle all this complicated crazy talk." Happy said. "Okay, if these people aren't our friends, where are we supposed to find em?" Natsu asked. "What are you babbling about over here?" Edolas Lucy asked. "You expect me to know that? If I did, we wouldn't even be on this wild goose chase." Carla said. Carla grabbed Happy's paw and dragged him toward the door. "We shouldn't remain in this place a minute more. Come along now." Carla said. "Carla, where'll we go?" Wendy asked. "The royal city. If there are any clues as to the whereabouts of our friends we're sure to find them there." Carla said. 

Suddenly Nab stepped in their way. "We've got big trouble! The Fairy Hunter is here!" He said. The two exceeds began to run to the door. "Where do you think you're going?! You wanna die? Don't you dare walk out." Edolas Lucy said. "Impossible." Edolas Max said. "How could she have tracked us down so quickly?" Edolas Warren asked. "Those monsters from the kingdom, will they never stop hunting us?" Edolas Cana asked. "I don't know if we'll get outta this one." Edolas Wakaba and Macao said. "The kingdom?" Happy asked. "They're the ones who created Anima and sent the two of us to earth land on our mission." Carla said. "So that means, you and I are enemies of Fairy Tail." Happy said. "Preparing reactor for ignition. Entering coordinates." Edolas Levy said. "Automated error correction in five, four, three, two, one..." Edolas Levy said. "Marker connected. Routing magic power to shock absorbers." Edolas Levy said.

"Shut up and cast the teleportation circle already!" Edolas Lucy said. "Do you wanna go out there and buy us some time?" Edolas Levy asked. "Oh you're so funny. Just cast it before she gets here!" Edolas Lucy said. The entire guild began to shake. "I'm trying. Don't rush me." Edolas Levy said. "This is no time for a cat fight, ladies." Edolas Macao and Wakaba said. "Is the Fairy Hunter a monster?" Natsu asked. "Magic power output at forty percent for teleportation critically, forty three, forty six, fifty one." "What's going on here?!" Happy asked. "I don't wanna die today." Edolas Gray said. "Quit freaking out, it's embarrassing." Edolas Juvia said. "Go faster!" Edolas Jet said. "Can't you speed it up or something?" Edolas Droy asked. "You wanna walk instead? Output at sixty one, sixty three, two minutes to teleport." Edolas Levy said. "What's with the air? It's vibrating." You said. "She's here!" Edolas Elfman said. Suddenly a giant creature flew toward the guild hall. "Whoa. What is that?!" Natsu asked. "The Fairy Hunter!" Happy said. "What a monster." Carla said. "Why would the kingdom send that after Fairy Tail? I don't understand." Wendy said. "Are you that out of the loop?" Edolas Wendy asked. "What do you mean?" You asked. "The king ordered all guilds destroyed to protect the limited magic supply. Out of all of them, only one is still standing. And it's this one. I don't know where you think you are, but this is Fairy Tail. And we're a dark guild." Edolas Wendy said. You gasped. "All right, we finally reached critically. Now, active shock absorbers! Teleportation circle deploying." Edolas Levy said. Suddenly everything lifted into the air. "Why is everything floating away?!" Natsu asked. "What's happening to me?!" Carla asked. "This is crazy!" Happy said. "Everyone, grab onto something, quick!" Edolas Lucy said. 

"Hold onto me, my blue haired darling." Edolas Gray said. "Keep that up and I'll leave you behind!" Edolas Juvia said. "Commence teleportation!" Edolas Levy said. "Oh my! I hope we'll make it out safely!" Edolas Cana said. "I'll keep you safe, Miss Cana." Edolas Macao said. "No that's my job!" Edolas Wakaba said. "Big sis, Lisanna. Hold onto me as tight as you can!" Edolas Elfman said. "Wait a sec, this is a vehicle?!" Natsu asked. Then he instantly got motion sickness. Suddenly the guild disappeared and reappeared in a different location before the monster could land on the guild hall. "That was close but we made it." Edolas Lucy said. "Thank goodness." Edolas Macao said. "I don't think I'll ever get used to that thing." Edolas Wakaba said. "Is anybody hurt?" Edolas Max asked. "Just my pride." Edolas Warren said. "I'll feel that for a week." Edolas Droy said. "Okay. I'm lost." Natsu said. "I think the guild switched locations." You said. "So did my stomach." Wendy said. "See? 

My lovely Juvia? Wearing lots of clothes can come in handy." Edolas Gray said as Edolas Juvia sat on top of him. "Yeah. Thanks, I guess." Edolas Juvia said. "Never a dull moment in this place." Edolas Max said. "You weren't hurt, were you, Miss Cana?" Edolas Macao and Wakaba asked. "Oh no, I'm quite alright." Edolas Cana said. "Lisanna, nothing's broken, is it?" Edolas Elfman asked. "No, big brother, I'm still in one piece." Lisanna said. "You took your sweet time firing that thing up. She was almost on top of us!" Edolas Lucy said. "Shut up! And what exactly did you do to help us?" Edolas Levy asked. "Can you at least do anything about all the annoying shaking?!" Edolas Lucy asked. "It wouldn't do it so much if you weren't such a cow!" Edolas Levy said. "You're jealous of my body!" Edolas Lucy said. "Yeah, right, gimme a break!" Edolas Levy said. "Who was at the reins of that monster earlier?" You asked. "Wouldn't you know since you're the princess? I guess you hit your head when we moved places, that was one of the captain's of the royal city's magic warfare units. Erza Knightwalker. She's also known as the Fairy Hunter." Edolas Mira said. You all gasped. "It can't be. Our enemy... is Erza?" You asked.