"I got a truth for Natsu and Gray... COVER YOUR EARS KIDS! Boys... Do you have any dirty magazines...?" (FairyTailComments)

{Sky} Alright! This one is usually out of my content range, but I have been told multiple times that it is okay to include some pervy stuff, because everyone who watches Fairy Tail probably has seen worse -

{Ichiya} dID SOMEBODY SAY BOOBS

{Sky} No, nobody said. . . that! Why are you even here?!

{Ichiya} I heard something about dirty magazines, so therefore, I was summoned.

{Sky} Okay. . . Literally only Natsu and Gray are supposed to be here. Where are they, anyways?!

{Ichiya} I have no clue. I think I saw them fighting outside, but I'm not sure. Parfum?

{Sky} No parfum! Wait, I see what you're doing! You are NOT allowed to be the star. Now shoo while I try and break up Natsu and Gray. *Shoos Ichiya away with her hands*

{Ichiya} Do I get my own chapter later?

{Sky} MAybe if some one requests it. *Under her breath* If that ever happens. . .

{Ichiya} Let's hope that happens!

{Sky} Haha, yeah! *Under her breath* I'm gonna kill myself. . . !

{Ichiya} Okay, see you soon, have some parfum! *Pulls out an assortment of parfum*

{Sky} No parfum, por favor. . . arigato. . . *Pushes Ichiya out the door*

{Ichiya} Goodbye, my lovely fans!

{Sky} *coughwhatfanscough* Bye! *Shuts the door*

{Sky} Wait. . . I'm forgetting something. Natsu and Gray! *Runs for the door again and flings it open*

{Natsu} Sky, finally! Are we on yet?

{Sky} I was waiting for you guys. . . *grits her teeth*

{Gray} Oh. Well, while you decided not to tell us that, we've been sitting out here. In the rain. Locked out.

{Sky} The door literally said open, and was UNLOCKED the whole time.

{Gray} I told you, Natsu!

{Natsu} I pushed on the door, and it wouldn't open!

{Sky} It specifically said 'pull door' on it.

{Gray} *Hits Natsu on the back of the head* Idiot!

{Natsu} Sorry, it was in Japanese! We do English in this book!

{Sky} I just wanted to keep the Japanese feel. . .

{Gray} We literally never had it in the first place.

{Sky} Just shut up and get inside. *Walks toward the door and opens it for the guys*

{Natsu} Ooh, snazzy.

{Sky} You've been here before.

{Natsu} oh yeah!

{Sky} I love you, but sometimes I question the fact that you have a brain.

{Gray} What was that?

{Sky} What? What was what? I didn't say anything other than how much I questioned Natsu's intelligence! *Sweat drop*

{Natsu} But it sounded like you said that you -

{Sky} *Cover's Natsu's mouth* We'll talk about it later.

{Gray} You're weird.

{Sky} *In thugisa voice* And you'd better not forget it!

{Sky} *In sweet voice* Take a seat!

{Natsu} Are you gonna do the good cop - bad cop thing the whole time?

{Sky} No, not for you, at least. *Eyeballs Gray*

{Gray} What did I do?!

{Sky} I've got my eye on you, sassypants.

{Gray} *Shrugs violently/offended*

{Sky} Anyways~ To the main focus. . . What dirt are you two hiding?

{Natsu} Eh?

{Gray} *Keeps a straight poker-face* Nothing.

{Sky} I have intel, so lying isn't getting you anywhere.

{Natsu} I still have n clue what the question is.

{Sky} Of course. It means, what naked girl pictures are you hiding in your dragon cave?

{Natsu} I don't live in a cave.

{Sky} i KNOW

{Gray} I'm telling you, I have none.

{Natsu} *Chuckles* Me neither.

{Sky} What's so funny?

{Natsu} nOTHING

{Gray} He's lying.

{Natsu} I am not! Gray's lying and he knows it!

{Sky} BOTH of you are lying.

{Gray} You have no proof.

{Sky} Or do I?

{Natsu} Oh no, here comes the glasses. . .

{Sky} *Puts on her nerd glasses* I have had my best agents; Mira, Cana, and Elfman go through every place you've ever lived or temporarily stayed.

{Gray} Are you insane?!

{Sky} Hm. . . Yes. And guess what my 'agents' found?

{Natsu} Underwear. . . ?

{Sky} Actually, I found a stash of your underwear under my bed, but we'll discuss that later.

{Gray} Hold up, are you two having -

{Sky and Natsu} NO

{Gray} Maybe I need some agents. . .

{Sky and Natsu} DROP IT. *Look at each other strangely after jinxing*

{Sky} Anyways. . . Agents, bring in your finds!

{Mira, Cana, and Elfman} Yes boss!

{Mira} *Giggles*

{Elfman} *Nudges his sister* Act serious.

{Mira} *Whispers* Oh yeah.

{Gray} IS THAT MY - I mean, I've never seen any of that in my life.

{Sky} Natsu? See anything familiar?

{Natsu} Actually, no. None of that is mine.

{Sky} Hold up, are those pictures of me in my bikinis?!

{Natsu} *Blushes a little, but keeps a straight face*

{Gray} Oh my Mavis, we have a blusher!

{Natsu} Shut up, man! *Punches Gray's arm*

{Sky} Oooooooh. . . Natsu, you'd better move to Egypt!

{Natsu} Why?

{Sky} BECAUSE YOU'RE IN DENIAL!

{Cana} OHHHHHHHHH!

{Elfman} *Cough* Serious!

{Cana} *Manly voice* SERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS

{Elfman} Don't mock me. *Scowls*

{Sky} Guys, we need to wrap this up soon, so. . . pLEASE SOMEONE CONFESS SOMETHING

{Natsu} I have a confession.

{Sky} Finally!

{Natsu} The bikini pictures of you are mine.

{Sky} Finally, a confession! - Wait, what?! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?!

{Natsu} Aye sir. . .

{Sky} You used Happy to take pictures of me at the beach and the pool?!

{Gray} Oh no. He's in trouble. . .

{Sky} *To Natsu* We're not done here. *Turns to Gray* Now, you?

{Gray} I've got nothing.

{Elfman} Then what are these pictures of Juvia doing in here?

{Gray} Wha? What pictures of Juvia. . . ?

{Mira} *Sweetly* These ones! *Hold up Juvia's bikini shots*

{Sky} What a perv. . .

{Gray} Hey! What about those shirtless pictures of Natsu on your wall?

{Sky} Natsu never wears a shirt.

{Natsu} It's true. I just have this sick cape thing!

{Mira} your time is almost up!

{Sky} Alright boys, any last confessions?

{Natsu} I ate your soap bars from your shower!

{Sky} Hold up, what?

{Natsu} they looked like food!

{Gray} You're an idiot.

{Sky} Do you know where my soap bars have been?!

{Natsu} *Drools* Yeah. . .

{Cana} Ew, that's messed up.

{Mira} So, I think we'll be ending this -

{Natsu} Wait! One last thing! I may have also drank your shampoo and your mouthwash.

{Sky} Okay, we're gonna end this. . .

{Gray} I think Natsu needs his mouth washed out.

{Cana} It seems like he's already done it himself!

{Sky} Okay, we're gonna end this now. . .

{Natsu} Wait! One more -

{Sky} GOODBYE!

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