Natsu: Hi Wendy!

Wendy: Hello Natsu!

Natsu: Whazzap?

Wendy: You mean What's up?

Natsu:  .  .  . Yeah.

Wendy: ;w; I am sorry!

Natsu: Oi, it's alright!

Wendy: Okay... Do you want something from me, Natsu?

Natsu: Oh yeah! I almost forgot. I need something for you to do.

Wendy: What shall I do?

Natsu: I want you to do an errand for me.

Wendy:???

Natsu: I need you to pick up a cute dress.

Wendy: For whom???

Natsu: Its a secret.

Wendy: Okay... What size?

Natsu: Lucy's size!

Wendy: 😲😲😲. It's for Lucy????

Natsu: Damn, I did it again.

Wendy: Are you going to confess?

Natsu: No! It's already done! It's for our date today!

Wendy: You guys are already dating???

Natsu: I did it yet again. 😥

Wendy: Since w-when?

Natsu: 4 months

Wendy: Wow, Natsu-san. You are surely aggressive.

Natsu: Hehehe...

Wendy: So I need to pick up a great dress for Lucy??? It's gonna be soo exciting!!!!

Natsu: Oh, wait. Mira agreed to go. Sorry, she would be going. She's asking me to assist her. Bai!!!

~Natsu has gone offline~

Wendy:  .   .   .

Wendy: Is it because I am flat-chested?

A/N

I guess Natsu shouldn't be so blunt at these times. He hurt my poor Lil Wendy! (Ahem Ahem, Yeah) 

-Z