Fan: HEY!

Erza: Hello. Who am I speaking with?

Fan: The biggest Jerza fan ever!

Jellal: What?! Not possible because I AM THE BIGGEST JERZA FAN EVER!

Erza: Jerza? TELL ME WHAT THIS JERZA IS

Fan: You like to think you are the biggest Jerza fan, but its not true! I AM

Jellal: Haha. You crack me up! I have Jerza merch! Whos the biggest fan now!?

Fan: I ALSO have Jerza merch! Are you mind blown yet? Cuz i wouldnt be surprised!

Fan: Also...how do you even find Jerza merch in Magnolia??

Jellal: I have a guy...

Erza: WILL SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

Jellal: I dont think you'll understand...

Fan: Oh its your ship with Jellal! 

Erza: I'm shipped with Jellal?? Well...ARE YOU BEING UNFAITHFUL TO YOUR FIANCE IF YOU HAVE JERZA MERCH JELLAL?? BECAUSE I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT

Jellal: No Im not! I swear!

Erza: Really? Who is your fiance anyway? You keep putting off her and I meeting

Jellal: She's very busy...

Erza: And she has no time to meet your old friend??

Fan: Oh! So much drama! JUST KISS

Jellal: As I said...very busy...

Erza: Then I'll come to her!

Jellal: Err...i dont think that will work

Erza: I have a suspicion that you dont want me to meet her Jellal...

Fan: Yes Jellal. Why don't you want Erza to meet your fiance??

Jellal: I DONT HAVE A FIANCE

Erza: What?!?! SO YOU LIED TO ME?! PREPARE TO DIE

Jellal: It was a good lie though! I didnt want you to kiss me because...I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON AND YOU DESERVE SOMEONE SO MUCH BETTER

Fan: Aww! Thats so sweet!

Erza: Jellal...We talked about this. You weren't yourself and I forgive you

Jellal: But...I was the cause of death for so many people

Erza: Oh Jellal! How long have you been holding this in?? Why didnt you just talk to me?

Jellal: I don't know...

Fan: NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO GO MEET UP AND GO ON A DATE AND KISS AND THEN GET MARRIED AND THEN HAVE KIDS AND THEN...

Jellal: ...

Erza: Uhh...Lets just start with hugging ok?

Hey! So I realized this one went DEEP. Like some serious stuff deep. I HOPE YOU LIKED IT THOUGH!