✿❱ Valentine's Day Special!
It's kind of late, but it's better than none! ^-^
Erza: Alright, operation Miraxus has begun!
Lucy: Why are you the leader of the operation?! You're the one stationed in the bathroom!
Erza: You're the one stationed under a table, so I wouldn't be talking.
Sky: That's enough arguing, you two. We all know I would make the best leader.
Gray: Are you sure you're in your right mind, Sky?
Jellal: Hey! Mira is about a mile from the Guild Hall, so we'd better start finalizing our plan!
Natsu: Who ever gave you watch duty? You're blind as a bat!
Jellal: What are you talking about?!
Juvia: Um. . . boys. . .
Natsu: I'm stationed on the roof and I can see better than you can!
Jellal: What are you getting at?
Natsu: She's about 1.2 miles away, not 1 mile away, stupid.
Erza: QUIT FIGHTING AND FOCUS!
Wendy: No offense, but you are both wrong. She's about 1.1 miles way. I'm flying right above her with Carla.
Natsu: ha! I was closer than you, Jell-o boy!
Jellal: No way! I was!
Wendy: In reality, you were both equally close. . .
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Happy: Guys! Laxus is leaving the building! Someone distract him!
Sky: On it!
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Lucy: Where is Mira now?
Jellal: She's still about a mile away, but she is carrying lots of shopping bags. She won't be here for a good 10-20 minutes.
Natsu: I argue that statement. I'd say it might take her 30 minutes.
Gray: Can you two go a solid 2 minutes without fighting?!
Natsu: Hmm. . . no.
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Sky: Alright. Laxus is back in position, and he won't be leaving for a while.
Juvia: Juvia wonders what Sky did to stop Laxus from leaving.
Sky: I just broke some stuff behind the bar counter so that he has to fix them.
Lucy: Good call.
Sky: Thanks.
Happy: What do you guys want to talk about while we wait for Mira?
Erza: Let's share who our Valentines are!
Gray: That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Juvia: Juvia's Valentine is Gray-Sama!
Gray: Look what you've done. . .
Juvia: Juvia loves and appreciates Gray-Sama because Gray-Sama always listens to what Juvia says!
Gray: Yeah, sure.
Erza: Who's your Valentine, Gray?
Gray: I don't have a stupid Valentine.
Juvia: Yes Gray-Sama does! Gray-Sama has Juvia! ;-;
Gray: Whatever.
Erza: What about you, Sky?
Sky: I don't have a Valentine, but I have all of my friends!
Erza: Yeah yeah. . . but who did you hang out with most so far today?
Sky: Natsu, I guess. . .
Erza: Really? *o*
Natsu: Yeah! We played video games, ate cereal, and watched TV!
Erza: What did you watch? Fifty Shades of Gray Fullbuster?
Gray: Ha ha. SO funny.
Natsu: No, we watched Star vs. The Forces of Evil!
Erza: Seriously?
Wendy: I love that show!!
Sky: I know right! Starco for the win!!!!
Jellal: Hold on, hold on. Back up. Natsu watches Svtfoe?
Natsu: Well, yeah! Is that a bad thing?
Jellal: No way. . . I watch it too!
Sky: What?! Jellal and Natsu have something in common?
Natsu: Remember the episode with Naysaya?
Jellal: Omg yes!
Sky: That's one of my favorites!
Jellal: I could totally relate to Marco!
Natsu: I know, right!
~ 10 Minutes of texting about Star vs. The Forces of Evil later. . . ~
Erza: Okay, that's enough! Mira is half a mile from the guild hall!
Juvia: Juvia cannot wait for the plan to unfold!
Erza: Anyways, while we still have extra time. . . how was your Valentine's Day, Lucy?
Lucy: It was good! Natsu and I went shopping as friends. It was pretty fun!
Natsu: No it wasn't. We went to like 4 different stores, and it was like 4:00 in the morning!
Lucy: You gotta get good deals somehow!
Natsu: It was much more fun with Sky, especially since it wasn't FOUR IN THE MORNING
Lucy: Glad to know you had fun shopping. . .
Erza: Happy? Your day so far?
Happy: I've just been watching all of you have a good day. It's like my own personal reality show!
Sky: Wow. No wonder why I found popcorn on my floor.
Erza: That's nice. . .
Sky: How about you, Erza?
Erza: Jellal and I shared a chocolate cake. As good friends, of course. I'm not ready to be in a dedicated relationship.
Jellal: Erza, you ate the whole cake yourself. All I could do was lick the plate.
Erza: You never asked for any!
Jellal: . . .
Erza: And you, Gray?
Gray: I was sleeping until you all dragged me into this little scheme!
Sky: So you slept until noon.
Gray: A man needs his sleep.
Juvia: Juvia tried to wake up Gray-Sama, but Juvia thought Gray-Sama looked too peaceful.
Gray: YOU STALK ME WHEN I SLEEP TOO?!
Wendy: The bird is in the nest, I repeat, the bird is in the nest!
Natsu: Ooh! What kind of bird is it? My guess is a robin! Am I right?
Wendy: I was talking about Mira.
Natsu: Oh
Gray: Idiot. . .
Erza: Lucy! Get ready!
Lucy: Ready!
Sky: Wait, is Mira heading towards Laxus on her own? Like, without us?!
Natsu: Is that. . . flowers in Laxus's hands?!
Juvia: Everything that Mira bought from the store was for Laxus!
Erza: THEY ALREADY LIKE EACH OTHER!
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Sky: Natsu's down!
Gray: Good riddance.
Jellal: He shall be partially missed.
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Natsu: Sorry, I fell off the roof.
Sky: . . . Oh
Lucy: Status update, Mira just kissed Laxus!
Erza: So?
Lucy: On the lips!
Happy: Aye! It's canon!
Natsu: That Laxus isn't gay?
Erza: No, Miraxus is canon!
Juvia: Juvia didn't even have to do anything?
Sky: Nope! It turns out that they could ship themselves. . .
Wendy: That's rare.
Happy: Best Valentine's Day ever!
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Happy (late) Valentine's Day everyone! I hope you all had a great day (6 days ago), and I hope you found this chapter funny!
I might not be uploading another chapter for a week or two, so enjoy this one as much as you can until then!
Also, art trades, book covers, etc. are not cancelled, but I haven't been able to get to any for over two months because of some personal issues. I'm sure I'll be able to get to them soon enough.
One more thing. . . I love you all! ^-^
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