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???: Hello Jellal.

Jellal: Who is this?

???: You know who I am, right?

Jellal: Uh... No.

???: Okay, well, maybe I should tell you then.

Jellal: That's a good idea.

???: That's too easy though... So I'll use hints.

Jellal: Seriously?!

???: First hint.

Jellal: Okay... We're really doing this...

???: I've been with you all your life.

Jellal: Dad? Mom? I don't know!

???: I'm not your daddy or your mommy. I'll tell you that.

Jellal: Well, duh... I don't even know my mom and dad...

???: Need another hint?

Jellal: If you're not just gonna tell me, then yes.

???: I know all your deepest secrets.

Jellal: Are you my diary? Oh wait, this is ridiculous. My diary can't talk, and No human knows all my secrets.

???: That leads to the next hint. I am not human.

Jellal: Then how are you texting me?! For all I know, you could be a rock!

???: I'm not that kind of inhuman....

Jellal: Then tell me what you are.

???: I'm a very powerful being.

Jellal: Okay, so that could mean you are Erza, which you aren't, or well... Me....

???: Don't brag, your power is puny in comparison to mine.

Jellal: Okay, so you're a powerful "being" that claims to be more powerful than me.

???: Yes.

Jellal: . . .

???: Another hint?

Jellal: Yes.

Before I move on, just know that this next line was not meant to be openly dirty, it just seems that way. I would never put something dirty in my book intentionally that is anything more than a little tiny inference that the reader could make.

???: I have been inside of you.

Jellal: Um... That's a little creepy....

???: Not in that way....

Jellal: Oh. Well, I'm stumped. There's no way that is true.

???: You're going about it the wrong way. Just think.

Jellal: Are you a food? Omg... Are you Erza's cake boyfriend!? I thought you were fake I'm so sorry that I ate you!

???: What the... No! I'm not cake! I'm a p-o-w-e-r-f-u-l b-e-i-n-g.

Jellal: I'm lost. Can I just ask one question?

???: Sure.

Jellal: Are you a male or female being?

???: I am a Male being.

Jellal: Okay. Well, that last hint just got 20% creepier.

???: -_-

Jellal: Ooh, another question.

???: What is it.

Jellal: What is your hair color?

???: Okay, that's cheating. I'LL be the one choosing the hints.

Jellal: This game is stupid.

???: Okay, great. Keep your opinions to yourself. Next hint.

Jellal: Fine, but it's still dumb.

???: I am the sibling of one of your friends.

Jellal: My friends don't have siblings.

???: Well, *ahem* ONE of them does.

Jellal: I don't have any friends.

???: Don't be dumb, everyone has friends.

Jellal: No, you're mistaken.

???: Okay, you're clearly not gonna guess who I am, so I give up.

Jellal: Okay okay, one last question then I'll guess.

???: Ugh, fine.

Jellal: Do I actually know you?

???: hOlY mOtHeR oF mAvIs

Jellal: Eh

???: You are so ignorant.

Jellal: No, I'm just a troll. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

???: That's it. I'm out.

-----------User ??? has gone offline------------

Jellal: You can't troll a troll.

Jellal: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay, I am very sorry for that one, and I will be putting a quarter in the sin jar today .... Can any of you guess who the mystery "male being" was? I bet that half of you won't... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, news for everyone. After I publish a few more chapters, I will be starting my new movement called "Preventing Suicide, one Fairy at a Time", which of course, will be hosted my me, and the theme will be Fairy Tail. I will be posting the details in this book soon. I hope that you guys will be looking forward to it!