I actually ship this. XD

Evergreen: Elfie!!

Elfman: I told you not to call me that! It's not manly enough!

Evergreen: Yeah, neither is your whining. But really, this is important!

Elfman: What is it?

Evergreen: Ahem...

Elfman: What is it...sweetie?

Evergreen: Thank you. I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES!

Elfman: So? Go find them!

Evergreen: ELFMAN!

Elfman: What?

Evergreen: That is NOT how you treat a lady. >:(

Elfman: Well, if you wanna be manly like me, you gotta learn how to take care of yourself.

Evergreen: You're my boyfriend! You're supposed to be supportive, and you're supposed to help me!

Elfman: How am I supposed to help? I wasn't the last one to have your glasses!

Evergreen: Well then be a man and look around for them! Fight someone for them if you need to!

Elfman: Will that make me more manly?

Evergreen: Yes, yes it will.

Elfman: Than I'm in!

Evergreen: Remember to look everywhere!

Elfman: Don't worry...

Evergreen: Okay~! : )

Elfman: So they're not under the table...not in the storage closet...hey! I found Wendy!

Evergreen: Why are you looking in dumb places like that?!? Just look on top of tables....ask people if they've seen them...stuff like that!

Elfman: Oh.

Evergreen: Try again.

Elfman: Not on any of the tables.

Evergreen: Okay.

Elfman: Nobody at the bar has seen them.

Evergreen: Okay...

Elfman: Happy hasn't seen them...

Evergreen: Duh...

Elfman: Hey, why don't you look for them with me?

Evergreen: Because I'm blindly sitting at my house, mourning over the loss of my glasses!

Elfman: have you tried looking...you know...around your house...?

Evergreen: Yeah, but I know I left them in the guild hall!

Elfman: Then...how did you get home?

Evergreen: Erza had to bring me home after I sprained my ankle yesterday! Remember?!?

Elfman: Oh yeah....

Evergreen: Just please help me find my glasses!

Elfman: Fine...

Evergreen: Thanks Elfie!

Elfman: I told you not to call me that...

Elfman: WAIT

Elfman: I FOUND IT

Evergreen: My glasses?!?

Elfman: No, my leather jacket! I've been looking for it...for..well...FOREVER!

Evergreen: Focus! We're looking for my GLASSES.

Elfman: Oh, sorry Ever...

Evergreen: It's fine......

Elfman: Hold on... Ever?

Evergreen: Yeah?

Elfman: Are your glasses white...and oval shaped?

Evergreen: YES! Did you find them???

Elfman: Yeah...but guess who has them?

Evergreen: SOMEONE HAS THEM?!?

Elfman: Yeah...but guess who?

Evergreen: Uh... Cana?

Elfman: No...even worse.... Natsu...

Evergreen: NATSU HAS MY GLASSES?!?

Elfman: Yeah...

Evergreen: Oh crap.

~ Meanwhile... in the guild hall... (Irl) ~

Elfman: NATSU YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME THOSE GLASSES

Natsu: No. I have been transformed... into a nerd. *Sparkles and Jazz-hands*

Elfman: So unmanly... *Not just facepalm...but facewall, because it's "manlier".*

Okay, I have to admit, I went on a limb for this chapter. I am not really familiar with Elfman and Evergreen's relationship.... But the ending part though... XD That came from the far depths of my brain. The far nerdy-Natsu depths. *Claps*