Everything here is in 30 minute intervals, even though not every event took thirty minutes, it is more convenient for me to do it in this way. Also, I know it is in less of a "paragraphy" style, but I thought it would be just as funny this way, and I can just work on it wherever I am and pick up from wherever I need to with ease. Now, without further ado, enjoy this wonderful "Day in The Life of Natsu"! (Also, Natsu and Lucy are not engaged in this, nor are they in love. Sorry NaLu Fandom...)

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7:00 ~ Woke up and got kicked out of Lucy's house

7:30 ~ Walked to the guild hall and punched Gray in the stomach

8:00 ~ Stole Erza's cake and got beaten up. (This time she used her Flame Empress armor!)

8:30 ~ Ate breakfast (chicken, bread, bagels, cheese, ham, and corn)

9:00 ~ Got in a fight with Gray after I threw a bagel at his head

9:30 ~ Pranked Mira by putting a hot rock on her bartender seat. 😈

10:00 ~ Got beaten up by Mira after she got a hole burned in her dress...

10:30 ~ Recovered from Mira and Erza's beatings...

11:00 ~ Went into town to take a walk with the Squad 😎

11:30 ~ Erza decided to take a train to visit Jellal, and she dragged us along. Literally.

12:00 ~ (30 minutes into the trip) Got knocked out by Erza to calm my motion sickness

12:30 ~ Still passed out...

1:00 ~ Woke back up and threw up on Gray, and we got in another fight

1:30 ~ Turned around to go back to the guild hall...

2:00 ~ Arrived back at the train station and passed out on the ground

2:30 ~ Walked back to the guild hall before I could pass out again

3:00 ~ Arrived at the guild hall and ate lunch (Sandwiches, ham, turkey, chicken, and carrots)

3:30 ~ Bored to death for like...30 minutes...

4:00 ~ Started to taunt Gray for entertainment

4:30 ~ Stole Gray's underwear and started a fight

5:00 ~ Gave Gray back his underwear after Juvia started to be a creepo perv

5:30 ~ Attempted to read a book and failed

6:00 ~ Talked to Cana...but then she got drunk and so I walked away...

6:30 ~ Played around with Lucy's keys before she noticed they were gone

7:00 ~ Got hungry and ate dinner (beef, rice, chicken, a burger, a hotdog, and some pie)

7:30 ~ Walked to Lucy's house and snuck in

8:00 ~ Kicked out for being a "creep" after being discovered

8:30 ~ Fell asleep on the side of the river and rolled in while I was sleeping

9:00 ~ Found drifting by the guild hall and rescued by Mira

9:00 ~ Slept at the guild hall for the rest of the night

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Yes! I managed to finish it in two days! I hope you guys enjoyed it, because I sure had a lot of fun making it! (Also, did you guys think it was funny? Because I tried pretty hard to make it sound a lot like some funny things that Natsu would do on a normal day...)