{Jura's POV}

(Time Skip, Please dont kill me!!!!!)

It was time for dinner basically. Everyone was STARVING. Fairy Tail had bought enough food to serve all of the guilds. Richard had drawn me- Jura, which made some people think Mirajane "rigged" the game, because some people "ship" us? I have no clue what that means, and I am not sure that I want too learn. It was funishment, yet again that round. Richard was "FUNished" by me, in which I just gave him a pat on the head and said, "Good Job." I don't know why, but a bunch of otaku's were squealing.

The last round of the day was when I drew a funishment or punishment, and I got Happy. He is gonna punish me.

Flashback

"Happy, I am surprised that you are my opponent." I had told the blue-furred exceed.

"You will be PUNISHED by me, Slave~!!!" The happy cat smiled, loving POWER.

"Jura. You will be my SLAVE. Tend to my everything. My fish, my feet, my smile, and a bunch of other fun stuffzies!" The exceed screamed, happily.

The blue cat was flying in circles with his Aera, and thinking. Charle was looking at Happy and I, suspicious. Charle seemed to be shaking her head in dissapproval, thinking that the blue cat must be able to behave a little bit better, at least. I gave a questioning look to Mira wondering if it was allowed, and I think she understood it- thus she began a speech of rules.

"I forgot to say the rules, Oopsies!

Rule One: When punished or funished, the punisher/funisher needs to be specific.

I will explain this in more depth. Say HOW LONG something will go on, etc. For example, if one says they are going to be the person's team mate, and be kind to them temporarily-", she paused- taking a glance at Natsu and Gray then continued, "they have to tell HOW LONG, or the request is invalid- since it doesn't give a certain period of time. A valid request would be "Makarov has to report to the council- and apologize for 10 things gone wrong each day for a week.", and that would be an example of a punishment. You are NOT allowed to have something over the time span of a month, unless a funishment. This game will go on for a month, that's why this rule comes into play!! More than likely, I will choose how long the maximum of the punishment/funishment can go on.

Rule Two: PLEASE do not make someone do something that would get them in major trouble with the Council, because they may stop this game, Eeekk!!

Rule Three: As said earlier, I will decide if the punishment/funishment is allowed.

Rule Four: If you HATE your punishment, do not complain to me- nor the punishment giver.

Rule Five: Battles are allowed- but DO NOT kill the other person. If you kill them, you are out of this game. RESPECT YOUR NAKAMA. EVERYONE HERE IS YOUR NAKAMA.

Rule Six: Follow the rules. If you don't, there may be a significant punishment.

Rule Seven: You are not allowed to say "I QUIT THIS GAME!" because you do not like your punishment.

Rule Eight: HAVE FUN!! That's why we do this!", With that, she stopped listing rules.

"Anyways, Happy's punishment is ALLOWED- but the maximum length is a week." I smiled in thanks.

"I was gonna say a week anyway!! Yayyy!" The blue cat was happy- suits his name.

End Of Flashback

Here I sit, right in between Fairy Tail and Lamia Scale at the table. Well, there is an exceed on my lap. I might get used to this- Happy doesn't make me look that evil. (JUST IMAGINE IT- JURA HOLDING HAPPY, AND SCREAMING KAWAII! XD) Natsu looked angry at me, so did Master. I could understand both sides- Master dissapointed; she's gonna spin me. Natsu angry because I'm stealing his blue exceed; but to be fair- it's Happy's fault! (crybaby jura xD)

{Lucy's POV}

I sit, across to Juvia- who was looking at her Gray-sama in an intense way, they were sitting side-by-side. I'm sitting next to Natsu and Erza- I have the lucky seat :(. Meredy sits next to Juvia on the other side- across from Jellal who is sitting happily next to Erza. Natsu- on the other side of me, is staring at Jura in rage. I can see why, Happy is on Jura's lap, and he's feeding him- It's not a sight you see everyday.

"That's your meal?!?" I hear someone yell.

"LOOK AT YOURS!!" Another familiar voice yells.

Natsu's meal consists of "CRY TO YOUR MAMA!" Hot wings- so hot that most people cry to their mama. He thinks they are barely hot though, and was telling me about how he wish he could find some better spicy food. His "CRY TO YOUR MAMA!!!!" wings are also topped with the hottest of hot sauces. Gajeel is just eating the word "IRON" that Levy made him- and of course, she made the "O" be in the shape of a heart. They are such a cute couple!! Gray is eating a cake that looks delicious which I've never seen him eat before, Juvia is eating a sandwich and it looks really good; Erza is eating strawberry cakes, Meredy is eating a pie, while Jellal eats a strawberry shortcake. Erza and Jellal are both eating strawberry dishes- SQUEE!

"DON'T INSULT MY IRON, SALAMANDER!!!", Great. Gajeel.

"IT'S HORRIBLE COMPARED TO MY WINGS!!!", Natsu screamed.

"NOTHING CAN BEAT MY CAKE!!!", Gray yells- engaging in battle.

"OH YEAH?!? WELL SHRIMP MADE MY IRON.", Gajeel tells Gray, annoyed.

"OH REALLY?!? JUVIA MADE THIS CAKE HERSELF!!!", The black-haired mage replies. That's why he's eating cake... sweet. I didn't make his wings, YAY! I won't be mentioned.

"WELL JELLAL HERE BOUGHT THIS CAKE FOR ME!!" Erza yells at all three of them, obviously drunk.

"MINE IS BETTER!"

"NO, MINE IS!"

"FUCK YOU."

"DOESN'T BEAT THE FACT THAT MINE IS BEST!"

Tons of other yells, that I wasn't listening too.

"Lu-chan, I'm worried." Levy whispers.

"Don't be, They always fight like this!!" I tell her.

"But look- All of the guilds are looking at Erza and the guys." I realize that yes, in fact- everyone is looking at them, or drunk enough they are joining the battle.

A familiar black haired-woman comes up too the boys, "YOU WANNA FIGHT!?"

"KAGURA, YOUR BETTER THAN 'EM!" Risley tells her.

{Jellal's POV}

"ERZA-NII IS MINE!! YOU BOYS BACK OFF!!!", The black-haired woman yells, defending her "Older sister."

I'm lucky she hasn't come up here and killed me yet... I'm a much bigger "threat" than Natsu is. Thank you, for that. I try to drag Erza backwards, telling her "You don't need to fight them," but then she gives me the death glare, climbs up the table, and crouches in front of me; so I see her face.

"JELLAL..." I quiver.

"YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?! THEY SAID THAT THEIR FOOD WAS THE BEST. THAT THE PERSON THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON BAKED IT FOR THEM AND ALL. BUT, MY STRAWBERRY CAKE IS THE BEST. YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO BUY IT FOR ME- AND IT SHOULD BE APPRECIATED." The scarlet haired beauty yells at me- but I can't admire her beauty right now because I may die.

I try to get out words and I finally do, "T-T-Thank y-y-ou E-rza, b-b-ut it isn't ne-ne-necessary..."

"I SEE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." Erza's face goes closer to mine, and I feel my cheeks get red. "IT IS NECESSARY. JELLAL, THEY ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING MY STRAWBERRY CAKE." She puts a sword in my face, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND, BAKA?!?!?!?!" Her face is even closer. Only a few inches, I know my face must be as red as a tomato.

I nod, in fear. "Y-y-es M'am."

"GOOD, MAGGOT." She says- as if commanding.

A tiny 'elf' named Mira elbows Erza and she falls off the table, onto my seat, and our lips touch.

Then... I see black.

{Erza's POV}

My face is so red; oh my god. Did Jellal and I just kiss?? I look underneath me, and there is a man, face redder than a tomato, passed out.

"MIRA!!" I scream.

She giggles, "Serves you right."

"For what?!?"

"Everything," A devilish smirk appears on her face.

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And, I end it there.

Mira back to being the devil? YASSSS.

Jerza Kiss?

YASSSS..

HAPPY CONTROLLING JURA??!?

YASSS.

#HAPPYDAYS