[Rated 13+ for Language. Reader's description is advised!]
♡Lucy's Pov♡
"Hey you guys! Sooo, I'm going to prank phone call Natsu. *winks* Hope you guys will enjoy it!", Lucy says hopefully.
"Here I go..."
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*beep......beep.....beep....picks up the phone*
Natsu: Yellow,Natsu Dragneel here.
Lucy: Knock Knock
Natsu: What? Who is there?
Lucy: O
Natsu: O who?
Lucy: O where do babies come from?
*giggles*
Natsu: Jeez I don't know. Who are you?
Lucy: But I'm pregnant!
Natsu: You are? I'm sorry but I don't really care...
Lucy: But I have your baby...
Natsu: Okay if you don't tell me who this is I'm going to hang up!
Lucy: What about Natsu jr?
Natsu: .....what?
Lucy: Sorry, this is the Phone Lacrima Company and we need to make a sound check!
Natsu: Sure, why didn't you say so at the beginning...
Lucy: Soo, say 'I am'.
Natsu: I am
Lucy: l u c y's B
Natsu: l u c y' B
Lucy: itch
Natsu itch..
Lucy: Now all together!
Natsu: IamLucysBitch
"Hihihihi" Levy laughs in the background.
Lucy:Brilliant, now in Spanish.
Natsu: Yo soy la perra de L u c y
Lucy: Congratulations! You won!
Natsu: Really!? What did I win?
Lucy: The title of being the biggest bitch alive!
Natsu: Hey! That was playing dirty!
Lucy: Of course you should know. You little slut...
Natsu: *hangs up*
Lucy: Aww... so cute! (≧▽≦)
Levy: I know right!
Lucy: Back off, Levy-chan!
Levy: Nononono!I didn't mean it that way!
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