(Lucy's POV)

Next stop, Juice Section! Me, Happy, Natsu and Bleach were in the juice section. Happy opened an apple juice and drank the whole damn carton.

''BURP''burped Happy.

''HAPPY! WE WHERE SUPPOSED TO PAY FIRST!''screeched Bleach. Happy frowned. ''OOPS, IT SMELLED LIKE FISH''

''How does APPLE juice smell liek fash?''asked Natsu. ''Idk Fash is evy wr''replied Happy.

Bleach opened an apple juice. ''Hm.....glug" Bleach drank the whole damn carton.

''WE ARE GONNA GET KICKED OUT! STAWP''I warned.

''O''they all said.

''But...it smelled...exotic''said Bleach.

Really? Apples are not exotic. OR ARE DEY?

Happy laughed. "Lucy looks like she is pooping when she thinks!''

" WTF?"I asked.

Happy exploded with juice. ''Oh! People explode if they drink the apple juice at once"said Bleach. "This is a weird Walmart so, its like that"

Oh

Bleach exploded. ''Omg Seriously stawp''I said. "If Natsu exploded, there would be a real explosion because, he is a Fire Wizard so, its like a bomb if he tries''explained Happy.

''That would be kewl''said Bleach.

There was an empty carton on the floor. ''Run''said Bleach. Natsu ran out the door. ''WAIT HE DRANK IT?''I asked. Bleach nodded.

BOOOOOOOMMMMM

Natsu came back. "I wanted to try''he said. ''Dayum''said Bleach. ''Lets not drink juice anymore''I say.

''Waaahhhh''said Happy. Everyone stared. Natsu shoved apple juice carton into my mouth.

Happy and Bleach were laughing.

I.drank.the.whole.damn.carton.

''LUCY WILL EXPLODE WITH SPIRITS!''screeched Natsu. ''WHAT?''I screamed. ''YOU WILL EXPLODE YOUR SPIRITSSS''he replied. ''OH MAH GAWD''I screamed.

I ran outside. Happy, Natsu and Bleach following.

BOOOOMM

All my spirits came out of the keys. ''...oh mah...''I said.

''Told you''said Natsu mockingly.

''Lucy is terminator!''said Happy. ''WTF HAPPY''I scream.

Bleach is sipping windex. Wendy comes and takes it. "MIIINNNEEEE''

(Wendy's POV)

I stole teh Windex! Yas!

Carla was driving the shopping cart and I was in it. The cart was filled up with Windex that I took.

Bleach was chasing us. ''SAAAVVAAAGGGEEE''he screamed.

''SANDWHICHHHHHHHHH''I yelled back. ''With ham''I added. ''NOOOOO NOT TEH HAM!''he screeched.

>:D

Carla ran faster with the cart until we were going high speed. ''NUUUU CHEESE!''said Bleach.

''YASSS CHEESE!''I said.

Bleach pulled out a sandwich. ''No ham no cheese only Bacon''he said as he pointed to the sandwich.

''Oh Noi! He haz le Bacon!''yelled Carla. ''OH NOOOO''I screech.

(Erza's POV)

I was back in the cake section. I saw Wendy and Carla going very fast in a shopping cart being chased by Bleach eating bacon.

They are gonna hit the cakes!

''I WILL PROTECT YOU CAKE!''I said. I shielded the cake.  ''Seriously?''asked Gray. ''DEY GONNA DISTROY MEH BÆS''I replied.

The cart got closer. ''OH MAH GAWD''screamed Gray.

''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" screamed the Cakes. Gray was hiding behind a box. It said Rainbow Cakes.

:0

"ITS THE LEGENDARY QUEEN OF CAKES :0''I said in astonishment. "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIEM FOR DAH''said Gray.

I grabbed one and got the heck out of there.

Wendy smashed into the perfume section. IT SMELLS LIKE PERFUME!

Everyone was screaming. ''Oops''said Carla.