(Lucy's POV)

MEH POOOOOOOR EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

"NATSUUUUU TURN IT DOWN!''I screamed. ''WHYYYYYY?''asked Natsu. ''BECAUSE I SAID SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''I screamed back.

MELOW MELO MELLO

Happy is dog

''I IS DOG RUFFFFFFFF RUF RUFF''said Happy on his leg. NOT ZE PEEPOLE

2DANK4U

(Wendy's POV)

Mellow Pit.

''We can buy some marshmellows! We don't need to swim in them!''said Carla. I put on pixel glasses. ''I DU''I saz.

SAZ SAZ SAZ SAZ SAZ.

Carla did the biggest, fluffiest, hardest, craizest facepalm ever invented. The whole Food Section in Walmart exploded.

''FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''screamed ZE BOIZ.

NAZU

''I am Demon King Dragneel here to steal your Windex :P''he screamed.

''CAN EVERYONE NOT SCREAM FOR LIKE, WELL, UM LETS SEE, FOREVER?!''screamed Erza. "SAZ U''said Gray boi.

''Wendy, stay away from the Windex''said Carla.

WAI TOT\

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''Why?''I ask. 

AND I ASK MYSELF, WHAT A BOOTYFUL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO.

(Erza's POV)

Cake, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet. Cake. Cake is cake and Cake is Cake. Let's praise cake. Lets be cake. Let cake be us. It's soft. Yummy/. And Food.

(SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING)

P.S: I need ideas XD Sorry it was short. I will probably update next maybe in 3 or 4 days