(Lucy's POV)

I handed out the shopping list as soon as we arrived at Walmart. ''YAS CAKE!''screamed Erza.

''Who wanna go with meh?''I asked. Natsu and Happy looked at each other then screamed, ''MEH''.

Erza went with Gray and Wendy went with Carla.

1. Toilet Paper

Me, Natsu and Happy went to the Toilet Paper section. Someone looked at us.

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''HI! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN''screamed a boy.

Happy screamed. ''SATAN WHY??? WHY GIVE US DIS PITYYYYYY''

Natsu found Toilet Paper and stuffed it into Happy's mouth.

''AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT''he screamed.

25 Minuets Latah.....

Toilet Paper was everywhere, plastic in the kids eye, Happy drinking dirty mop wate-WAIT WHAT.

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(Erza's POV)

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE.

I ran into a CAKE section.

2. CAKE

CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, VANILLA, BANANANANANA, SO MUSH._.

I turned around to ask Gray but, he was striping! IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART!

''PUT SOME CLOTHES ON GRAY!''I screamed. He threw his shirt at me. DIS.IS.WAR.

I transformed into armory. He grabbed a Cake and threw it at me.

SPECIAL CAK ARMORY

''NUUUUUU ME GOING TO LOSE!''he screamed.
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A little boy with plastic in his eye came up to us. ''Who did that to you?''I asked.

''DEMON KING DRAGNEEL''he screamed. ''NATSUUUUU! I'M GOING TO FREEZE HIS ASS''screeched Gray.

Then, Gray ran across the Wall-y Mart.

I heard footsteps. ''Drip-Drip'' I spun around. ''JUVIA?''

(Natsu's POV)

Me and Happy and Lucy were in the Toys section. ''Alright! Toys! Yay!''screamed Happy.

''Why do we need toys anyways??''I ask. Lucy shrugs. ''I AM COMING DEMON KING DRAGNEEL''someone screamed.

It was Gray.

''OMAI GRAI-SAMA GET HIM BOI''someone screamed. WHY IS JUVIA HERE??!!!

Gray's head exploded. JK

Lucy and Happy started dancing. ''I SAID LA BOOMBA LA BOKMBA WAKA DE LALALAL BOOMBA EH BOOMBA WAKA-yaaaaaaaaayyyy''they said.

(Gray's POV ;-;)

DEMON KING DRAGNEEL WILL ESPLOD.D

WHY ARE HAPPY AND LUCY DANCING? WHY ARE PEOPLE LOOKING AT US? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? WHY IS JUVIA HERE? WHY AM I STRIPPED? WHY IS LA BOOMA SO OVERRATED? WHY AM I THINKING SO MUSH? WHY? WHY IS WHY WHY?

''NOW MEH FIRED UP''screamed Natsu. The kid with plasic in his eye said his name was, Bleach.

''TOO BAD! I WILL PROTECT BLEACH FROM YOU''I yelled back.

(Juvia's POV)

G-go Gray-Sama! You can defeat Demon King Dragneel!

;-;

(Wendy's POV)

SMASH! CRUSH! SBSJSBJS!

''What is that noise??!!''I ask Carla. Carla sigh.''People are so hostile these days''she replied.

Typical Carla...

''I WILL BURN YOU TO SMITHERENES''screamed a familier voice.
''Obviously its, Salamander''she said.

(Happy's POV)

TOILET SEAT.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!