Erza: Good morning, dear friends

Comments:

Macao: Good morning

Wendy: Good morning!

Elfman: MORNING

Gray: Mornin'

Lucy: Everyone seems so dead, maybe spice it up a bit?

Natsu: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Cana: MORNIN' HOES

Bacchus: NSKnsbwowonaiks&/&&/9,!¥[!] bottoms up

Rogue: I only like the night

Sting: Get your ass up, it's sunny

Rogue: N O

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Gray: Dr. Gray Fullbuster, Ph. D

Comments:

Natsu: What does Ph. D stand for?

Gray: Pretty handsome dude

Natsu: It should be pretty hot dude for me

Gray: Fuck you

Juvia: I'd love to 😍

Sting: Fuckin' date already

Gray: NO

Natsu: YUCK

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Natsu: @Lucy you're not home again and I need help

Comments:

Lucy: Just text me?

Natsu: My spoon's too cold

Lucy: Um...what?

Natsu: Do I heat it up in the microwave?

Lucy: No, that'd be a HUGE mistake

Happy: Uh oh... :3

Lucy: Don't tell me you did

Natsu: Lucy

Natsu: I may have made a mistake

Lucy: YOU COULDV'E JUST HEATED IT UP YOURSELF

Natsu: Oh yeah...oops

Lucy: You're paying for a new microwave and whatever blew up

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Macao: It's been a long week

Comments:

Romeo: Dad

Romeo: It's Tuesday

Macao: I know

Macao: It's Tragic Tuesday

Romeo: Then what was yesterday?

Macao: Miserable Monday

Gildarts: Freaky Friday's comin' up, if you know what I mean 😉

Cana: DAD

Natsu: I thought it was Taco Tuesday

Lucy: I can't wait for Saturday

Happy: Why?

Lucy: Suicidal Saturday, what else?

Cana: Preach @Lucy

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