-Lucy unblocked Happy-

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Sting: I'm convinced @Natsu wasn't taught well enough by Igneel

Comments:

Natsu: Say it to my face you bastard

Sting: Use dandelion in a sentence

Natsu: Da cheetah is faster dandelion
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Laxus: That's fucking great

Sting: I'm fucking done

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Evergreen: Get on his dick, not his nerves

Comments:

Sting: Break her bed not her heart

Rogue: Play with her boobs not her feelings

Yukino: Wow -_-

Rogue: OKAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Levy: This didn't turn out the way I thought 😂

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Evergreen: Okay we're starting over bc Rogue ruined it. Steal his shirt, not his money.

Comments:

Gray: Do her nails, not her lies

Mira: Make his dick hard, not his life

Bacchus: Make her p*ssy wet, not her eyes

Cana: Check on him, not your DM's

Gajeel: Play video games with her, not her heart.

Lucy: Play with his hair, not his feelings

Natsu: Always salt your pasta while boiling it
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Evergreen: RLY DUMBASS

Natsu: But I like it when Luce plays with my hair :)
❤️😲👍~Levy, Mira, Wendy, Evergreen, Yukino, & 5,829,620,722 other fan girls reacted to this comment.

Levy: OHHHH MY

Mira: I'M SCREAMING AGAIN

Lisanna: Oh :(

Evergreen: Okay that's cute

Laxus: You ruined the streak >:(

Natsu: Okay I got one

Natsu: Ruin her lipstick, not her mascara

Mira: O H

Levy: IT'S A HINT

Mira: Lucy wears mascara and lipstick everyday ;)

Lucy: OK WE CAN MOVE ON NOW

Happy: He LOVES her~

Levy: Have you guys had experience to see if Lu-chan's wearing long lasting lipstick? ;)

Mira: Like the KISS TEST?!

Happy: Lucy and Natsu sittin' in a tree--

Levy: K

Levy: I

Levy: S

Levy: S

Levy: I

Levy: N

Levy: G

Lucy: WTF NO

Natsu: I mean

Natsu: We could

Lucy: I'm not gonna reply to that

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Levy: Stressed spelled backwards is dessert :)

Comments:

Happy: Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

Max: Level spelled backwards is level

Gajeel: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Max: Poop spelled backwards is poop, too

Gajeel: Get off shrimp's post.

Erza: Dog spelled backwards is god

Mira: Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is dammit I'm mad :)

Laxus: Everybody run

Lucy: Dog food lid spelled backwards is dildo of god
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Mira: LUCY 😂

Levy: LULU OH MY LORD

Natsu: Swims and noon are the two words that can be flipped backwards then upside down and still be spelled the same.

Laxus: Holy shit

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Freed: On a serious note, what color are mirrors?

Comments:

Natsu: Let's reflect on this
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Laxus: *ba-dum tss*

Gray: I'm starting to think puns were the only thing you were ever taught

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Juvia: Juvia accidentally slept for 15 hours...did Juvia miss anything?

Comments:

Lyon: This dick

Gray: WTF

Juvia: Oh thank Mavis, Juvia though she missed something big
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Gajeel: OH--

Gray: HOLY

Aquarius: That's my GIRL 👏

Scorpio: That was SIZZLIN' HAWT

Lyon: I give up

-Lyon logged off-

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Lisanna: It's not "bacon," it's a pig

Comments:

Mira: Just bc you're a vegetarian doesn't mean you gotta post about it

Elfman: ONLY REAL MEN EAT MEAT

Minerva: It's not "meat," it's an animal 😒

Levy: It's not "fruit," it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose

Natsu: It's not "delivery," it's Digiorno

Yukino: Maybe it's Maybelline :)

Erza: This

Erza: IS--

Erza: SPARTA

Lucy: It's not "cum," it's lotion for the pores
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Juvia: LOVE RIVAL 😱

Levy: I can't even rn 😂

Natsu: @Lucy_Heartfilia W H A T ? !

Gray: I'm done

Gajeel: I'm fucking concerned for Bunny Girl

Mira: Is that actually true?!?

Laxus: It's actually good for moisturizing the skin

Sting: How do you KNOW this?!

Lucy: Idk I just read it in a book

Laxus: I know from experience

Erza: HOLD ON

Levy: UM LAXUS?!

Lucy: OH MY GOD @Mira WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

Mira: Um...

Mira: That's why my skin doesn't have blemishes?

Gray: WTF--

Freed: I can't even 😭

Lucy: M I R A 😂

Levy: I can't believe you!

Gray: There's some weird fucking shit in Fairy Tail

Makarov: AM I EXPECTING GREAT GRANDCHILDREN?!?!?!

Laxus: Oh shit

Laxus: Uh

Gajeel: Better run while you can, Pikachu

Natsu: Before he catches you 😂