Natsu: @Lucy do you think leaves are called leaves because they leave the trees?

Comments:

Lucy: Natsu, it's 3 a.m

Natsu: Are acorns called acorns because when they fall on your head, you get aches?

Lucy: No

Natsu: Is sand called sand because it's between the land and sea?

Lucy: What are you ON?!

Natsu: Your roof

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Natsu: Hey @Lucy, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10

Comments:

Lucy: What the FUCK

Gray: That's not even the date

Sting: Actually it is, fuck cube

Gajeel: It's October 10th 😂

Gray: I was THINKING IN TERMS OF 10/10/17 dumb shit.

Sting: Jokes on you now

Levy: The relevance of this is that Natsu used a pickup line?!

Mira: Awwww <3

Lucy: I'm literally done

Natsu: Picking up food?

Lucy: IT'S STILL THE MORNING AND YOU'RE IN MY ROOM, DUMBASS.

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Laxus: Halloween's coming up, so I expect some fucking Halloween puns.

Comments:

Bacchus: Why did the ghosts go into the bar? For the boos

Levy: WOOOOWWW

Elfman: Which kinda boos? The chugs or chicks 😂😂

Bacchus: Fuckin' chugs, I already got a real main ❤️

Mira: Awwwww Cana!

Cana: He's actually sometimes decently romantic.

Rogue: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo

Sting: Okay wtf

Gray: That's not right

Mira: BAMBI'S MOTHER DIED, HOW COULD YOU?!

Elfman: So you're telling me somehow Bambi fucked a ghost

Cana: Crossin' the line there, dumbass

Natsu: HAHAHAAAA That was a good one!

Lucy: We're no longer on the same team

Happy: OHHHHH

Levy: LULU, WHAT

Mira: I refuse to ship anything else, we can still make it work

Natsu: LUCE

Natsu: WAIT

Natsu: DON'T SHOVE ME OUT OF YOUR ROOM

Gray: You don't need to type it if you're already being shoved out 🙄

Happy: Trust me, watching someone fall out of a window isn't pretty.

Sting: Classic

Lucy: Do you know that there's actually a vocab term for throwing someone out the window? It's called defenestration:)

Levy: oh my god, you literally threw him out the window

Lucy: I defenestrated him, you mean.

Laxus: Holy shit I wish I was there to see it.

Cana: The new trend

Happy: I got it on snap, go watch my story.

Sting: Damn 😂