Natsu's eclipse puns
Natsu: Me and the sun are practically the same because we light up people's lives.
Comments:
Gray: That's a lie
Gajeel: It's cause you burn people and make them hate going outside
Cobra: And blind people when they look at you
Sting: You give people cancer
Gray: And heat strokes
Natsu: Not my fault I'm hot ;)
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Natsu: Hey @Gray how does the moon cut his hair?
Comments:
Gray: Idk
Natsu: Eclipse it
Gray: Shut up it's just a solar eclipse today
Laxus: Shut up it's fucking great
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Natsu: Hey @Laxus what did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?
Comments:
Laxus: Fuck, I don't know
Natsu: "Looks like it's my night off"
Laxus: Fucking great
Freed: I AGREE <3
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Natsu: How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
Comments:
Gray: Fucking SHUT UP
Laxus: Shut up @Gray before I fucking kill you
Freed: PUNS ARE AMAZING JUST LIKE LAXUS <3
Lucy: @Natsu they planet
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Laxus: Damn straight
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Natsu: Why didn't the sun go to college?
Comments:
Mira: Because it's too hot?
Juvia: BECAUSE MY BELOVED EXISTS
Lucy: @Juvia what? 😂
Gray: Bc of your dumbass
Laxus: Shut the fuck up Gray
Natsu: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Natsu: If the eclipse were a meme, what would it be?
Comments:
Laxus: I got no clue
Gray: You
Sting: Accurate af
Laxus: You Motherfuckers are gonna get your ass beat next time I see you
Romeo: You guys are fucked
Sting: Crap
Laxus: @Natsu I got no clue
Natsu: "Don't talk to me or my sun ever again."
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Gray: So it's actually Igneel that's the meme
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Natsu: OK FIGHT ME
Gray: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW
Lucy: We need @Erza right about now
Erza: I'm on it
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