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Natsu's eclipse puns

Natsu: Me and the sun are practically the same because we light up people's lives.

Comments:

Gray: That's a lie

Gajeel: It's cause you burn people and make them hate going outside

Cobra: And blind people when they look at you

Sting: You give people cancer

Gray: And heat strokes

Natsu: Not my fault I'm hot ;)

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Natsu: Hey @Gray how does the moon cut his hair?

Comments:

Gray: Idk

Natsu: Eclipse it

Gray: Shut up it's just a solar eclipse today

Laxus: Shut up it's fucking great

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Natsu: Hey @Laxus what did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?

Comments:

Laxus: Fuck, I don't know

Natsu: "Looks like it's my night off"

Laxus: Fucking great

Freed: I AGREE <3

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Natsu: How do you organize a solar eclipse party?

Comments:

Gray: Fucking SHUT UP

Laxus: Shut up @Gray before I fucking kill you

Freed: PUNS ARE AMAZING JUST LIKE LAXUS <3

Lucy: @Natsu they planet
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Laxus: Damn straight

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Natsu: Why didn't the sun go to college?

Comments:

Mira: Because it's too hot?

Juvia: BECAUSE MY BELOVED EXISTS

Lucy: @Juvia what? 😂

Gray: Bc of your dumbass

Laxus: Shut the fuck up Gray

Natsu: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Natsu: If the eclipse were a meme, what would it be?

Comments:

Laxus: I got no clue

Gray: You

Sting: Accurate af

Laxus: You Motherfuckers are gonna get your ass beat next time I see you

Romeo: You guys are fucked

Sting: Crap

Laxus: @Natsu I got no clue

Natsu: "Don't talk to me or my sun ever again."
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Gray: So it's actually Igneel that's the meme
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Natsu: OK FIGHT ME

Gray: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW

Lucy: We need @Erza right about now

Erza: I'm on it

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