Lucy: It's national watermelon day

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Happy: WHEN'S NATIONAL FISH DAY, BITCH

-Lucy blocked Happy-

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Sting: It's a watermelon....

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Natsu: INSIDE A WATERMELON

Gray: Oh god not this stupid vine again

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Laxus: Someone post a watermelon pun

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Natsu: Water you doing?
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Mira: You're one in a melon <3
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Levy: Awwww

Natsu: Okay that was a good one

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Natsu: When do you go at red and stop at green?

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Sting: Fucking Christmas
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Laxus: Are you stupid?

Sting: It's a joke

Laxus: Stop ruining the fucking PUNS before I beat your ass

Sting: Nvm

Laxus: Not my fault your life is a joke
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Gray: J E S U S

Romeo: I can feel the heat from here

Gajeel: Bumblebee got rekt

Sting: Stfu

Rogue: But what's the actual answer though

Natsu: It's when you're eating a watermelon 🍉

Laxus: That's fucking great

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Juvia: I'm the water to my darling's melon <3
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Gray: THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG

Juvia: We were practically made for each other <3

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Bacchus: @Cana If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
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Cana: Spitters are quitters, what do you think?
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Bacchus: That's my girl <3

Laxus: I'm fucking SHOOK

Romeo: I'm just wondering how Gildarts isn't blowing up the comments

Bacchus: I blocked him from seeing my post

Gray: Oh my god

Bacchus: Babe, wanna hit up a few drinks? 😉

Cana: Well duh <3

Mira: Stay safe you two <3

Erza: USE PROTECTION

Bacchus: I like it raw

Lucy: OH MY GOD

Cana: Tell my dad I'm just not feeling well as an excuse

Levy: CANA

Mira: Drink responsibly :)

Erza: HOW ARE YOU CALM MIRA

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Just a quick update to celebrate National Watermelon Day <3