Natsu: @Lucy since I'm a nice person, I'm replacing all the food I ate from your house. Are you running low on anything else?

Comments:

Lucy: The will to live
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Lisanna: @Lucy I know your good with jokes so could you tell me one?

Comments:

Lucy: My life
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Sting: @Lucy_Heart what's your favorite food?

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Lucy: Bagels because they're empty on the inside just like me

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Mira: @Lucy the floor is paying your rent

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Lucy:

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Happy: @Lucy cut down on the bagels because you look fat

Comments:

Levy: HAPPY! REALLY?!

Lucy: You have perfect eyesight

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Gray: Okay @Lucy since I'm chill, I'll just ask you what's your favorite food at McDonalds

Comments:

Lucy: A McLife

Gray: Okay that's such depressing

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Gajeel: Bunny Girl what's your favorite day of the year?

Comments:

Lucy: April Fools

Gajeel: Wtf, why? I bought you were gon' say Christmas or somethin'

Lucy: Because my whole life is a prank to exist on that day

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Romeo: @Lucy you roast yourself better than when @Natsu tries to breathe fire on opponents.
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Comments:

Wendy: That's a little harsh :(

Lucy: I take it as the best fucking compliment to exist

Natsu: WOW I'M BUTTHURT ROMEO

Sting: Wtf? Did you have anal last night?
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Happy: TMI

Natsu: HECK NO WTF

Gildarts: That's my boy!

Cana: Shut up, dad

Laxus: Get some 😂

Natsu: I didn't fuck last night -_-

Gray: But you GOT buttfucked

Natsu: NO!

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Natsu: @Lucy why need a McLife when I'm already McLovin' you?

Comments:

Levy: I'M SCREAMING

Mira: o h m y g o d

Lisanna: :(

Erza: The pun should've been about strawberry cake

Levy: Y'all needa stop hatin'

Lucy: You just said that bc my roasts are hotter than your fire

Romeo: OH DAMN

Natsu: Ok I was just trying to HELP

Lucy: But it's cute <3

Natsu: I'm glad!

Freed: AWWWWW

Levy: omg

Mira: I'm screaming

Gajeel: Mira shut up you're screaming from the other side of the guild

Laxus: Tell her to shut up one more time, I fucking dare you

Gajeel: Whatever

Natsu: Get off my post then, it wasn't about you

Levy: LMAO

Laxus: I'm just shook about the pun again in the pickup line

Bickslow: You're always shook about puns

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Lucy: When you're not mad at him for once when he comes in through the window with McDonalds <3
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Comments:

Laxus: Just fuck already

Mira: L O V E ❤️

Lisanna: How about no :(

Levy: MARRY ALREADY

Lucy: YOU GUYS CALM DOWN

Happy: He LOOOOOVES her~

Sting: Get some cake 🔥🍑

Gray: @Sting_Eucliffebars Dear LORD

Gildarts: Eyy 😂

Natsu: Cake?

Lucy: IT'S NOTHING

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