Natsu: @Gray why isn't your first name Earl instead?

Comments:

Gray: Wtf why would it be Earl

Natsu: So your name could be Earl Gray like the tea

Happy: HOW ABOUT FISH GRAY

Gray: No

Natsu: It's one of Lucy's favorite teas tho

Juvia: LOVE. RIVAL.

Lucy: I like the TEA, not the m a n

Juvia: BABIES

Lucy: Oh dear lord not again

Lucy: Natsu this is your fault

Natsu: Oops

Natsu: I

Natsu: Did

Natsu: it

Natsu: AGAIN

Gray: Hell no to Brittney Spears

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Gray: @Natsu You charcoaled flame brain

Comments:

Natsu: POPSICLE

Gray: DRAGON BREATH

Natsu: ICICLE

Gray: FUCK YOU

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Natsu: @Gray At least I'm not Fifty Shades of Gray

Comments:

Gray: You know what

Lucy: No we actually don't

Erza: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

Natsu: @Lucy this is why we're a team

Juvia: LOVE RIVAAAAAAL >:(

Lucy: I didn't do anything

Gray: You never do

Lucy: OKAY TRY ME

Natsu: She does way more than your icy ass

Erza: IF EITHER ONE OF YOU INSULTS LUCY AGAIN THERE'S A SWORD GOING THROUGH WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

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Happy: @Lucy you're heavy

Comments:

Carla: How rude!

Wendy: That's not very nice to say

Romeo: He's just saying it because he has a small d*ck

Happy: WOW

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Natsu: @Happy pretty sure Lucy blocked you after that

Comments:

Happy: It's the truth

Natsu: You're not the one dealing with her crying in her own bed because she thinks she's fat

Happy: And you are?

Natsu: Actually I am

Happy: Oh...oops

Gray: You both are stupid

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Wendy: @Lucy you're not fat, you're super pretty and everybody on the planet should see that ❤️💕

Comments:

Lucy: @Wendy you're the sweetest ❤️

Romeo: I could say the same thing to you @Wendy

Lucy: Awwwwwwwwww

Wendy: @Romeo aww :)

Carla: It's true!

Natsu: Even though I tease you about it I don't mean it

Lucy: Hmmm...I'll have to think about that

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Lucy: @Gray I hate Earl Gray tea now

Comments:

Gray: Sorry I don't taste good

Juvia: WHAT

Natsu: WAIT WTF GRAY

Gray: That came out wrong

Gray: I didn't mean it like that!

Natsu: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF ASHES YOU BASTARD

Juvia: LOVE RIVAL >:( >:( >:(

Gray: Oh Jesus I didn't mean it like that I'm sorry

Jesus: It ain't my fault

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Natsu: @Lucy I'm sitting right next to you but you'll only talk to me through Facebook?

Comments:

Lucy: Yup

Natsu: Well then maybe we can go on a job together later?

Lucy: I don't wanna

Natsu: Go kick Gray's butt?

Lucy: Don't feel like it

Natsu: Shopping? You always like to do that

Lucy: Spent all my money on rent

Natsu: Go ride on roller coasters so you can laugh at me while I throw up?

Lucy: I have a headache

Natsu: How about baking cookies? I may not be good at making them but I can eat em

Lucy: I don't have all the ingredients

Natsu: I'll take you to a library so you can read the whole day?

Lucy: My eyes hurt

Natsu: Go eat breakfast at Denny's at 1am? I'll pay

Lucy: That sounds good

Natsu: Okay :) I'll stay right here till you're ready

Lucy:...you're next to me

Natsu: That's the point Luce

Lucy: :)

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Inspired chapter because I was drinking some earl grey tea earlier

Kinda funny but cringy

I'm just extra about it ❤️