Day 2
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Plue Sensei's P.O.V
"Pun pun puun, pun pun puuun pun puuuuuun!"

~translation~

"Ok class, lessons started please be quiet!' I said. I can't wait to teach them all about the anatomy of the fish, the language of mushrooms and the different habitats of llamacorns.(🙃)

CRASH!!!

My line of thought was interrupted by a chair crashing into me, sending me flying into my picture of a fish on the blackboard.

BANG!!! CRASH!!! MEOW?!? WHACK!!! WALLOP!!! BOOM!!! WOOF!!!! MOO!!!!

The troublemakers consisting of Natsu, Gray, Jellal, Elfman, Romeo, Happy and Alzac, were on the floor being held down and told off by Erza and the other girls, Bisca, Cana, Mira, Carla, Wendy, Lucy and Levy I sighed and thought.

I never thought that this class was THIS CRAZY?!? How am I supposed to teach them when they've set fire to the classroom and started a girls vs boys war in 2 days?!? Laxus's class was tamer, LAXUS'S CLASS!!!!!!

"PUUN PUN PUUUUUUN PUN PUUN,PUN PUN PUUN PUN PUUUUN!!!!!"

I opened my eyes and saw the class staring at me on their seats and quiet. Huh I guess that worked! Nice maybe I could teach these guys something.

Wendy's P.O.V
I was sitting in my seat shocked at our new dog snowman teacher thing shouting like that. Laxus told us that he was peaceful and calm but we must of blew a fuse or something. I wonder what he's going to teach us?

~Time skip~
(because I'm lazy. Sorry if you wanted to hear his lesson here's a rainbow llama to make up for it and they live on clouds made of mint and chocolate)

Where I got it from please give all credit of this picture to them

http://img10.deviantart.net/b8e9/i/2015/297/b/1/rainbow_llama_by_sayakamagicamiki-d9e98jh.jpg

Back to the story!

Wendy's P.O.V

HUH?!?

Me, Lucy, Mira, Erza and Cana walked out the classroom for lunch, stunned by the otherworldly lesson our exceed teacher taught us. After a long period of a suspiciously long awkward silence walking down the corridors.

"I don't think any of my healing spells can stop this nausea." I admitted before walking to our bench and collapsing into a pile of mush. What a strange year this is going to be.

??? P.O.V
"Gihihi, looks like your time is up Fairy Punks."

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Crazy-chan: DUN DUN DUUUUN CLIFFHANGER!!! I tried to make it cliffhanger-like did it work?

Lucy: Course it did!

Levy: Yeah but that guy is probably a bad guy.

Crazy-chan: Well maybe later on in the story you might get to know him better *whispers* GALE4EVER!!!

Levy: What did you say?

Crazy-chan: NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

Lucy: Your hiding something?

Erza: It definitely seems so...

Crazy-chan: Ummm changing the subject, I'm gonna wrap this up, wanna join in?

Lucy, Levy & Erza: Sure 😑

Everyone: Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima. All the cannon characters belong to him.

Crazy-chan: OK when you go back into the story all of this will be erased from your memory.

Lucy & Levy: WHAT?!?

Erza: Reasonable.

Crazy-chan: Bye!

Lucy,Levy & Erza: *Leaves Weird-Black-Hole-Studio-Thingy-Mi-Bob*

Crazy-chan: MEST/DORANBOLT/WHATEVER THE F*** YOUR NAME IS GET YOUR INSENSITIVE TELEPORTING EMO BUTT OVER HERE!!!

Mest/Doranbolt/whatever the f*** your name is: What?

Crazy-chan: Erase their memories of this meeting pls

Mest/Doranbolt/whatever the f*** your name is: Sure, Memory Wipe or something along those lines...

Levy, Lucy & Erza: What just happened?

Crazy-chan: *Boing*

Mest/Doranbolt/whatever the f*** your name is: *Passes out*

Crazy-chan: That should do the trick. He won't remember a thing *Drags body away*

Crazy-chan: Welp see you in the next chapter. Bye!