As I was about to go to bed, I saw a pink light in the distance.

Me: Wanda...?

I looked out the window, but it wasn't Wanda, it was just a star. 

Me: Where are you, Wanda? We'll find you as soon as we can.

But pretty soon, I noticed Wanda's wand in the backyard, I went outside and picked it up. Knowing Wanda, she never leaves without her wand unless she loses it. I knew right away something wasn't right. Wanda didn't go missing, she was abducted! I rushed inside and woke Cosmo up.

Cosmo: What's the big idea! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!

Me: ...Okay, first of all, you're starting to sound a lot like Rarity.

Cosmo: Who's rare tea?

Me: Ugh...second of all, I found Wanda's wand right outside in my yard, how did I not see this?

Cosmo: Maybe because you have bad eyesight.

Me: No I don't!

Cosmo: How many fingers?

Me: You're a fish, you don't have any fingers.

Cosmo: Right!

Me: Cosmo, if Wanda's wand is still here, then maybe she's still here too! I wish we could find more clues!

His wand glew-uh, glowed, geez, I sound like Pinkie. Anyway, his wand glowed and he poofed a detective uniform on me.

Me: Not what I meant, but this'll have to do.

That was when I saw a trail of fairy dust outside.

Me: Cosmo, c'mon.

I quickly followed the trail, hoping to find Wanda. But unfortunately, it didn't lead us to Wanda.

Me: Cosmo, what happens after a fairy's been abducted?

Cosmo: That depends, what does abducted mean?

Me: *sighs*...What happens if someone kidnaps a fairy? What do you do?

Cosmo: Huh?

Me: Ugh...Fairy gone. What do?

Cosmo: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I dunno

Me: *sighs* Okay, we're gonna need a lot of help for this. And I think I know just who to go to.

Cosmo: George Washington?

Me: No.

Cosmo: Daran Norris?

Me: No!

Cosmo: Flat Stanley?

Me: What? No! There's only one person who'd know what to do at a time like this!

Cosmo: Who?

Me: Timmy Turner!