As soon as I got home, I ran upstairs and shook Cosmo out of my backpack.

Me: Are you crazy?! You're such a Cosmoron! You could've been exposed and we would never find Wanda!

Cosmo: I thought that noise meant you found Wanda!

Me: No you bird brain! That was Pinkie Pie's party canon! She fires it so randomly!

Cosmo: Who's got a pink pie?!

Me: Stop!!!

I sat on my bed annoying Cosmo's stupidity and thinking about how much Wanda might be suffering. Was there a kidnapper assaulting her? Perhaps it was probably just Juandissimo trying to get her to go out with him but it looked like an abduction. Or was it Mama Cosma trying to annihilate her again? Or worse, someone draining her magic and using it for their own personal benefits! I sweated at the thought of it, poor Wanda.

Me: Cosmo, we really should be finding Wanda, Jorgen gave us a week to find her, and more fairies are probably disappearing while we talk.

Cosmo: Then let's not say anything!

Me: No, I mean they're vanishing rapidly, Wanda may not be alone.

Cosmo: Are you listening to yourself?

Me: The question is are you? Because you never make sense. I know what I'm talking about, I've been through so much to know what happens in these kind of situations.

Cosmo: Are you suuuuuuure?

Me: Yes, Cosmo, I'm sure. See this?

I held up my geode.

Cosmo: Ooh! Ooh! Shiny!

Me: No touchy! This geode works for me and me alone, my friends and I all have our own.

Cosmo: What's a geode?!

Me: Basically a magic necklace that gives us all superpowers. For me, it's speed. We have to wears these everyday because you never know when we might need them.

Cosmo: Ooh! You're a superhero AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!?

Me: No, you idiot! Just because we have powers doesn't mean we're superheroes. You didn't have powers and you were Super Not Cosmo for a day!

Cosmo: I had magic!

Me: That doesn't count!

Okay, this is getting nowhere, we aren't even close to finding Wanda. I'm gonna go take a break, I'll be back in a bit, okay everyone? Peace out.