I may have been hallucinating, but there were 2 fairies in my room.

?: I'm Cosmo!

?: I'm Wanda!

Both: And we're your-

Me: Fairy Godparents, yeah, yeah, I heard, I've seen you on TV.

Cosmo: We're on TV?! Yay! I knew it! Thank you, Movie Critic Gene Shallot!

Me: Shut up, greeny.

Cosmo: In case you forgot, my name is Connie!

Me: No it's not.

Cosmo: It's not?

Wanda: Of course not! Your name is Cosmo! How could I marry such a dummy?

Me: Yup, how could you? Maybe it's because no one ever shows their true colors until it's too late. Not my problem.

I got up from my bed and went downstairs, but they just followed me.

Wanda: Sport, don't you want us to grant your every wish?

Me: Except for the restricted wishes in your rule book, yeah, I know. Too bad because I won't get Soarin to notice me or give my soccer team a chance to win in our next big match.

I grabbed a bag cookies from the cupboard.

Cosmo: how about you wish for an A! Like this! *makes a literal A appear*

Me: I can't use it to cheat either. I know all your silly rules and if I reveal your existence to anyone, you'll be taken from me forever and I'll forget all about you.

Wanda: Can I-

Me: If you're gonna nag at me, I don't want any part of it.

Cosmo: You and me both, sister.

I just rolled my eyes, I knew who they were and everything, but I didn't want to believe it was real. Who's ever heard of fairies that aren't on TV or in books?

Wanda: Don't you wanna make a wish?

Me: Fine, get me a milkshake

Cosmo: Magic words?

Me: Ugh...I wish for a milkshake.

Their wanda glowed and I got what I wished for.

Wanda: Was that your idea for a first wish?!

Me: Yup, I'm 15, do you really think I'm gonna wish for things a 5-year old would want? And since when were you guys ever assigned to teenagers?

Cosmo: *nervous laugh* Funny story...

Me: You guys broke the rules, didn't you.

Wanda: No, Jorgen adjusted the rules so it's not just kids.

Me: Oh yeah, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest guy in Fairy World, sounds like me.

Cosmo: But you're a girl!

Me: I know! Yeesh.

Wanda: You get used to it after a while.

I just sat at the couch and drank my milkshake.

Cosmo: Any ideas for your next wish?!

Me: No, I'm blank.

Wanda: Sweetie, you wanna tell us what's bothering you?

Me: The name's Rainbow Dash, Naggy, and everything's okay.

I really didn't want to deal with fairies, I was already living a big nightmare and it just worse. What's the point of having mythical creatures in your home if they hardly do anything. Well, to be honest, I was about to learn that maybe I do need them.