ihoardsnacks5
i wonder how long my long intestine is

gymbro6000
longggggg

kjwng
Longer than a football field

ihoardsnacks5
WHAT

ihoardsnacks5
when i die i want someone to take my intestine and run across a football field

fartmaster1000
i'll help u out gyuv don't worry ❤️

ihoardsnacks5
awww thx man!!!

die100 replied to kjwng
↳ Longer than a football field
almost as long as my-

jjanghao
WHAT IS THIS

jjanghao
i turn on my phone to talk to my wonderful beautiful friends only to be met with this

ihoardsnacks5
well to be fair ricky is lying so it's ok

die100
WOW????

die100
UR MY BOYFRIEND UR SUPPOSED TO AGREE

ihoardsnacks5
i do not support lying!!!! 😡

hanbeean
literally all u do is lie but ok!

ihoardsnacks5
shut up shit talker

hanbeean
?????

hanbeean
anyways

hanbeean
how was ur day guys

hanbeean
what are u up to where have u been

alvinthechipmunk
personally i just fought for my life like 5 seconds ago

kjwng
Who's inconveniencing you? 😡

alvinthechipmunk
omg let me tell u

alvinthechipmunk
my professor told me to go to the library and print some papers

alvinthechipmunk
but oh my god

alvinthechipmunk
why do we have a fucking MONSTER as our printer

alvinthechipmunk
it's like half my height and i genuinely thought it was gonna bite my fingers off

taeraevision
MATTHEW LMAO

taeraevision
WHY DON'T U KNOW HOW TO USE A PRINTER

alvinthechipmunk
NO I KNOW HOW TO USE ONE

alvinthechipmunk
JUST NOT THE ONE IN THE LIBRARY

gymbro6000
ya i get it

gymbro6000
it took me like 2 months to learn how to use it

gymbro6000
and i'm a fucking genius!!!! so it's definitely the printer's fault and not mine

alvinthechipmunk
SEE

kjwng
Did you ask for help...?

alvinthechipmunk
no i went back to class and cried

hanbeean
WHAT

alvinthechipmunk
it was a rough day .

jjanghao
MATTHEW i saw u in the library before u ran away

jjanghao
plz come back i'll help u with the printer 😢

alvinthechipmunk
OH FR????

jjanghao
YES JUST COME BACK

alvinthechipmunk
omw!

hanbeean
look at my hao ❤️ the only person who actually knows how to use the printer

gymbro6000
WTF

gymbro6000
I KNOW HOW TO USE IT TOO ⁉️⁉️

fartmaster1000
don't even bother bro!!!

fartmaster1000
hanbin sees 1 person only and it's haohao

kjwng
Awww you gave Hao a nickname too?

ihoardsnacks5
tell me why yujin has the cutest nicknames for everyone in here but me

ihoardsnacks5
u know what his contact name for me is?

taeraevision
😨

taeraevision
i'm afraid to ask

ihoardsnacks5
he made it fuckface

ihoardsnacks5
FUCKFACE!!!!!

ihoardsnacks5
HOW DARE U YUJIN??

fartmaster1000
actually ur not the only one

fartmaster1000
ur fuckface #1 and ricky is fuckface #2

die100
KYS YUJIN

fartmaster1000
😘😘

die100
my contact name for u is annoying little brat ❤️

hanbeean
what the hell

hanbeean
why don't u guys just name each other normal things

hanbeean
i'd forget who's who if i were u 😭

taeraevision
DON'T EVEN HANBIN

taeraevision
u have (child #) after everyone's name except for hao

kjwng
Actually???

taeraevision
YES i saw it with my own eyes

hanbeean
okay at least i have ur names written as the contact and not some shitty nickname

fartmaster1000
FUCKFACE ISN'T SHITTY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

die100
I'M GONNA KILL U

fartmaster1000
i'll be waiting ‼️‼️‼️

kjwng
But I'm older than you Hanbin?

kjwng
How does that make sense

hanbeean
IT DOESN'T MATTER

kjwng
?????

gymbro6000
is child #7 ur least favourite

hanbeean
yes and it's gyuvin

ihoardsnacks5
WOWWWW

ihoardsnacks5
ALL U DO IS SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT ME!!!!

hanbeean
no please

hanbeean
i'm kidding ❤️😭

hanbeean
it's in age order so yujin is #7

fartmaster1000
that means i'm gonna outlive all of u 🔥🔥

ihoardsnacks5
no that's not true

ihoardsnacks5
i think jiwoong will

ihoardsnacks5
cause i have a feeling that he's a vampire

kjwng
???? What 😭

fartmaster1000
ya i can believe it ‼️

alvinthechipmunk
GUYS

alvinthechipmunk
HAO IS A LIAR

jjanghao
STOP IT

jjanghao
NO I'M NOT

alvinthechipmunk
turns out he DOESN'T know how to use the printer

alvinthechipmunk
can't believe this!!!

alvinthechipmunk
we both almost got our fingers eaten off 😭

jjanghao
IT'S TRUE

jjanghao
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG

jjanghao
NORMALLY I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

kjwng
Did you ask for help then?

kjwng
Please say yes

jjanghao
...

jjanghao
no...

die100
FUCKK

die100
we got dumb and dumber over here

ihoardsnacks5
ok mr smarty pants

ihoardsnacks5
u don't know how to use it either

kjwng
Dumb, dumber, and dumbest

hanbeean
to be fair nobody knows how to use it

gymbro6000
I KNOW HOW TO USE THE PRINTER

gymbro6000
I LITERALLY TOLD U

kjwng
I also know how to use it

alvinthechipmunk
????

alvinthechipmunk
THEN WHY DIDN'T EITHER OF U GIVE US A TUTORIAL

alvinthechipmunk
hao and i could've lost our lives!!!!

jjanghao
FOR REAL!!

kjwng
Hao told us he knew how to use it so I didn't feel the need to tell you since I thought he knew

alvinthechipmunk
WELL HE DOESN'T KNOW

alvinthechipmunk
SO ONE OF U SMARTASSES GET OVER HERE

alvinthechipmunk
i am on the verge of tears .

fartmaster1000
just ask the book lady for help

taeraevision
book lady????

taeraevision
do u mean librarian 😭😭

fartmaster1000
close enough

alvinthechipmunk
if i ask her i will cry in her face

alvinthechipmunk
and so will hao

alvinthechipmunk
who is already crying

hanbeean
THE PRINTER MADE MY HAO CRY???

die100
look at this guy

die100
having beef with a fucking PRINTER

die100
hanbin can be tweedle dee and yujin can be tweedle dum

hanbeean
WHAT

hanbeean
SHUT UP RICKY

die100
wowww telling ur "child" to shut up

ihoardsnacks5
HOW DARE U HANBIN!!!!

die100
haha i have backup

hanbeean
what the fuck

hanbeean
the only time you guys get along is to gang up on me

ihoardsnacks5
we have our priorities ❤️❤️

hanbeean
lord give me STRENGTH

fartmaster1000
guys be careful he's gonna put u in time out

ihoardsnacks5
WHAT

taeraevision
how do u know 😭

kjwng
Have you been in time out before?

fartmaster1000
...

fartmaster1000
yes...