ihoardsnacks5
GUESS WHAT I FUCKING SAW

hanbeean
you have to be more specific man

ihoardsnacks5
WAIT OMG

ihoardsnacks5
I'M NOT DONE TYPING

alvinthechipmunk
yeah hanbin how rude!

hanbeean
shut up you have the name of a minion

alvinthechipmunk
??????

ihoardsnacks5
what did i see?
a. very pretty woman
2. my sworn enemy
3. headmaster's dick
4. kim jiwoong from the acting department

hanbeean
GYUVIN

hanbeean
YOU DID NOT JUST GO A, 2, 3, 4

ihoardsnacks5
SHUT THE HELL UP GRAMMAR POLICE

ihoardsnacks5
ANSWER THE QUESTION

die100
ok this might be a CRAAAZY guess

die100
but was it kim jiwoong from the acting department

ihoardsnacks5
YES how did u know 🤨🤨

jjanghao
u could've made the other options more believable

ihoardsnacks5
very beautiful woman IS believable!!!!!

taeraevision
we all know u would never bat an eye in the direction of a woman

fartmaster1000
true

fartmaster1000
i would've believed the headmaster's dick over that

ihoardsnacks5
ok ignoring the EXTREMELY RUDE BEHAVIOUR in this chat

ihoardsnacks5
don't u wanna know what happened

die100
not really

ihoardsnacks5
my sworn enemy is u btw ricky❤️

die100
?????

ihoardsnacks5
ok anyways

kjwng
You saw me?

ihoardsnacks5
YES

ihoardsnacks5
U DIDN'T SEE ME?

kjwng
HOW COULD I?

kjwng
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY HI OR ANYTHING

kjwng
ALSO HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A "WHAT"

fartmaster1000
is jiwoong ugly irl

kjwng
Shouldn't you be in class little boy?

fartmaster1000
1. i'm skipping and 2. ur literally 500 years old

gymbro6000
MY LITTLE BRO IS SKIPPING???

gymbro6000
ur just like me 🥹🥹

jjanghao
NO DO NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOUR

jjanghao
U NEED YOUR EDUCATION HAN YUJIN

fartmaster1000
??? didn't know my mom was in here ???

die100
nah don't worry yujin

die100
i barely showed up to class and i still got into uni

kjwng
That's rich coming from you

die100
i am rich! thx for noticing ❤️

fartmaster1000
i'm skipping to go to the dentist guys relax 😭

jjanghao
ur going back to school after right?

fartmaster1000
no

jjanghao
.

jjanghao
i'm gonna faint

hanbeean
i'll catch you 😘😘

jjanghao
nevermind!

gymbro6000
damnn hanbin that's tough bro 😔

hanbeean
cannot believe violin zhang hao would say this to me.

jjanghao
i did! so believe it!

taeraevision
😭😭 it's been one day and zhang hao has already become so mean

alvinthechipmunk
his true colours 😨

ihoardsnacks5
that's gonna be someone's teacher one day!!!!

jjanghao
gosh don't remind me

jjanghao
if my kids are anything like u guys i'm quitting

gymbro6000
excuse me??? we're literally perfect angels

fartmaster1000
😇😇😇😇

jjanghao
maybe yujin is one but the rest of u? yikes

kjwng
Did you not read where he called me 500 years old????

jjanghao
if the shoe fits...

ihoardsnacks5
HOOOLY FUCKING SHIT?

alvinthechipmunk
what did you eat 😭😭😭

jjanghao
sorry guys i've slept for a total of 20 minutes this week

gymbro6000
so proud of myself for deciding to not become a teacher last minute

jjanghao
aren't you lucky 😊😊😊😊😊😊

die100
it's ok hao we can stay up together

die100
i have a painting due at 9am tomorrow and i did not start a thing❤️

ihoardsnacks5
u guys are gonna hang out without me??? 😕

jjanghao
literally who said we were hanging out?

die100
i live in the big expensive dorm

jjanghao
On my way!

die100 wants to send you a message.

die100
i'll let u in if u really want

die100
it's quiet here maybe you'll be able to focus

jjanghao
really? 😭😭😭

jjanghao
we just met yesterday

jjanghao
and not even in person!!

die100
ok how do u think u make friends ???

jjanghao
.

jjanghao
okay

die100
i'm 1106 in the big dorm yk

die100
just come whenever

jjanghao
thank you 😭

die100
look who i'm with

die100

ihoardsnacks5
WHAT THE HELL

alvinthechipmunk
if i was zhang hao i would've thought u wanted to kill me

die100
i thought about it

jjanghao
?????

die100
**JOKE!!!!!**

die100
stop texting on the toilet

fartmaster1000
BRO LMAOOO

fartmaster1000
DON'T EXPOSE HIM LIKE THAT

jjanghao
I'M NOT ON THE FUCKING TOILET

jjanghao
HE'S LYING

jjanghao

taeraevision
THAT'S HIS DORM????

gymbro6000
ricky i'm glad to inform u that i will be moving in with u right at this moment

die100
gunwook i'm glad to inform u that u will find all of ur belongings in the dumpster ❤️

gymbro6000
😕😕😕

hanbeean
EXCUSE ME

hanbeean
YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH ZHANG HAO BEFORE ME????

die100
he told me to tell u to kys

hanbeean
WHAT

jjanghao
I DID NOT SAY THAT

jjanghao
HANBIN

jjanghao
😭😭😭😭

hanbeean
🙄 gosh

ihoardsnacks5
i'm so jealous of ur dorm bro

ihoardsnacks5
mine probably has roaches living in the walls

taeraevision
i found a cricket in mine last week

gymbro6000
did u eat it

taeraevision
EXCUSE ME???

gymbro6000
gives u protein

taeraevision
NO, GUNWOOK, I DID NOT EAT THE CRICKET

gymbro6000
i would've 😒

die100
taerae i would happily house u ❤️

taeraevision
no thanks!

fartmaster1000
WHAT

fartmaster1000
HOW COULD U DECLINE THAT OFFER

taeraevision
do u wanna see what ricky dmed me

die100
NO PLZ

die100
DON'T SHOW THEM

die100
I'M SORRY

taeraevision

alvinthechipmunk
no fucking way😭😭😭

alvinthechipmunk
u guys met YESTERDAY

kjwng
Through a horny bot group chat too

die100
mb for trying to find love 😒

jjanghao
"love" u just told me about how you wanna make out with him

jjanghao
HE JUST PUNCHED ME

die100
HAO DO U WANT ME TO THROW U ONTO THE STREETS

kjwng replied to jjanghao
↳ "love" u just told me about how you wanna make out with him
Is Ricky the horny bot?

fartmaster1000
this groupchat is TRAUMATIZING ME!!!!

hanbeean
YEAH GUYS

hanbeean
YUJIN IS STILL A YOUNG CHILD

die100
he sent me a dm saying "kys" yesterday

fartmaster1000
U LITERALLY SAID IT TO ME FIRST????

die100
that's debatable

jjanghao
DON'T SAY THAT TO MY SON

alvinthechipmunk
?

alvinthechipmunk
which one is the son?

fartmaster1000
me

die100
...

die100
probably not me

jjanghao
glad u already know 😊

jjanghao
NOW DO YOUR WORK

die100
yes ma'am 😔😔😔