Dan's POV (Phil soon I promise <3)

Phil giggled at the use of the nickname. I made a mental note: Philly, not Phil.

I hoisted myself up using the lowest branch as support. Even though I hadn't exercised probably ever, I managed to get up on the branch, kneeling on it. I grabbed for the next one, and pulled up again, kneeling on that one as well.

The thing I didn't take into account was that the branches tended to get skinnier and weaker as I went up.

Kneeling on the fifth branch, over halfway to Phil, I blindly reached up for the next one. My hand wrapped around it after some sexual tree fondling. Phil giggled, as he was thinking the same thing as me. I looked up at the sound of his voice, which turned out to be a bad idea. Looking up threw off my balance, and I accidentally pulled down too hard on the branch, breaking it. The shock made me slip from my kneeling position, and I ended up awkwardly dangling from the branch by one leg.

Phil's POV

I noticed Dan fondling the tree, and a smile tugged at his lip. I knew what he was thinking - sexual tree fondling. I giggled a little, although I shouldn't have. Dan looked up but tugged on the branch, which broke. He nearly fell.

"Dan!" I screamed.

I tried to stand, but the branch I was on threatened to break. Sitting back down, my heart raced as Dan panicked.

"PHIL!" he yelled back, "Get me back up! I'm going to fall!"

"I can't, Dan! I can't get down!"

Just at that moment, a red orb flew down from above me. It circled around my head a bit, causing me to cling to the tree as not to fall. The orb then floated back down to Dan, stopping just in front of his face. I looked away for a moment, but turned my attention back to the orb just as it transformed into...

"Peej?" Dan said, alarmed.

The faerie just smiled at Dan.

I shouldn't say smiled. It was more like a sneer, or a smirk. It was eviler than a smile.

"Thought I was done with you, Danny?" the faerie snickered. Dan didn't get a chance to respond, though, as the faerie flew back up to the branch Dan was hanging off of. He sat down, hard, on the branch, and with a wave of his hand, the branch was gone.

He turned around and winked at me before disappearing just as Dan hit the ground.

oo suspense!

This one is short and bad and I'm rly sory tbh

Also no one reads this wtf

I have like 40 reads

I suspect it'll pick up steam once I finish it tho bc who wants to start a fanfic that isn't finished and takes forever to get updated

If you're reading this in the future, comment what day/month/year it is as I want to know when this gets read

Tysm lovelies <3