There is a SPIDER under those spinning table top things at my dad's company dinner.

A FREAKING SPIDER

A BIG FREAKING SPIDER

I PUT A PICTURE THERE

OMIGODS

IT WAS RIGHT UNDER MY SAUCER JUST AS I WAS ABOUT EAT

AND IT SCURRIED UNDER THE SPINNING TABLE THING

AND IT'S STILL THERE

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

AND I CAN SEE IT BECAUSE IT'S GLASS

I COULD HAVE EATEN IT BY ACCIDENT WHEN IT WAS UNDER MY SAUCER BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY PLATE

I MOVED MY PLATE A BIT

SAW IT

AND HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

I AM NOW TRAUMATIZED

I FREAKING HATE SPIDERS