@Violet_Ember has suggested I write a song about food and draw a picture of said song.

I have agreed.

But since I have no way for you to listen to the tune I have to create (I make tunes up pretty quickly actually) I'm going to do it as a parody of a song.

Suggest a song for me to write a parody of, so that you can read my lines with the melody in your head.

Also, what should I draw in the picture?